What are some really weird things you do?

Obsess over a fictional character to an unhealthy extent, and consider said character to be my husband and have extreme jealousy issues concerning said character's other fangirls and ships made with said character. .-.
I can't really think of much other than that.

Well, some of them are:

1. Same with the songs I like. I don't really find it weird.

2. When I ask people a question and for various reasons they haven't responded, I tend to keep the conversation going by talking to myself mimicking that person.

3. Sometimes at night, I practice my psychotic laugh. It can be easier when I'm excited about something.

4. When I do something more than once, it can't be an odd number. It must be even or else I won't be able to relax.

5. Whenever I'm taking off my shoes, I make sure I put the one close to the other or else I can't relax again. Actually, that applies to all the pairs of items I possess !!!!

I read a lot of fan fiction. It was Harry/Draco for a long time, now it's Stiles/Derek or Sterek from Teen Wolf. Others may find it weird but I don't. To me, it's normal. And it really makes me frustrated and angry if fans of Harry Potter or Teen Wolf say that they would never happen or something cruel. Especially when people say that Harry belongs with Ginny or Stiles belongs with Lydia, I don't ship them at all. I get really defensive when it comes to my OTPs.

Another weird thing that I do, is buy baby clothes, I am so obsessed with wanting a baby, to actually give birth. I know, scary thought and would not recommend teenage pregnancy. I just really want one, so I buy a lot of baby clothes and other baby things.

I say I'm an Umbreon at an unhealthy state. And I'm a little obsessive with world domination. (I should take a pic of my art and show it to you.) I talks to myself, or to people that aren't there, a LOT.

I obsess over things easily.
When I like something I want to know as much as I can about it. (Ex. Harry Potter)
I rock when I sit.
I read and watch things over and over again.

I once saw posts by a guy on the internet that had a sexual attraction for floor tiles and had a fap folder filled with pictures of floor tiles he was attracted to.

Ever since then I've never felt like any of the things I do are weird.

I make odd mannerisms, and that is the most weird thing I always do.

Whenever I eat cupcakes I finish the cupcake then stick the the liner in my mouth and chew on it
In public restrooms I look in the feminine sanitation container and compare the amount of tampons to pads
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