- people stating facts incorrectly when trying to sound intelligent
- people trying to get me to engage in social activities
- people intentionally stepping on my foot and apologizing sarcastically
It's ruining my life! And I don't even think that's an exaggeration at this point. If I can't pass this God forsaken class I won't be able to graduate.
Like honestly when the hell am I ever going to use order of operations with fractions in my day to day life!? I want to be an author or a librarian or some shiz...
1. Bad drivers. Like, fucking indicate when you want to turn. Don't fucking try and pull into the lane when I'm right next to you. Stop fucking driving right behind me, just because I'm not an asshole and actually drive around the speed limit. If I wanted a fucking ticket, I would speed past a cop, literally asking for one.
2. My workmate constantly remarking about my beard. Look, mate, just shut the fuck up and stop commenting about my facial hair. Why??? Why do you have to comment about it every, single fucking time?
3. Money. Goddamn money. Such a troublesome thing. Has caused so many fucking issues.
posted over a year ago
Money has caused so many fucking issues? Like what, creating a medium of exchange that allows us to not have to barter goats for beads for chickens? Oh shut up, fucking communist.