When was the Nope-est moment of your life?

Eh I dunno if it was the biggest nope moment of my life but...

I woke up one morning to find a massive avondale spider curled up on its back on the floor or my bedroom. You know the way they curl up when they've died? So I went to grab a tissue to pick it up and chuck it outside...... touched it slightly and the bastard turns back the right way around hella fast and crawls towards me. Freakin' noped out right there.

Bolted it out of my room, outside, and freaked out for a while outside of my house and refused to come back inside for a good half hour lmao.

IT WAS PRETENDING TO BE DEAD.
WHAT.

Spider, don't play with me now you crafty bastard.
But still.... that moment made me even fear supposedly dead critters now.

The thing looked like this pic btw. They're quite big and really quick...I was scarred :v

......my skin is crawling now >.>

One time, I wandered into this creepy, dark basement type thing underneath this building I was exploring, and I got a bit of the way inside when I heard heavy footsteps.
I ran the fuck out.

N O P E
NOT GETTING MURDERED TODAY

When I woke up to a cockroach on my shoulder. So many nopes

When I was switching from two different costumes for a band preformance and removed my pants that I was wearing only to see a black widow drop from my leg sleeve as I removed them.

A black widow

Was in my LEGGING of my DRESS PANTS while I was preforming.

i was playing WoW in my bedroom an my brother was next to me playing hearthstones. then, out of nowhere, i saw a cockrockroach, about the size of my finger, almost entering his ear. it was darrrrk brown which almost looked like black to me.i aren't sure whether it was a beetle or a cockrockroach (i know i spelled it like that but when i spelled it like that i exploded due to laughter) due to this, i ran away like a freaking leopard repeating to myself " Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOPEEEE!!!!!"

when i watched my aunt helping a cow giving birth
i saw things that cannot be unseen
my poor eyes
regardless it was a lovely moment

lol this is about bugs too.... So, I may have said this before: I have this horrible fear of spiders (which is my second worst fear). So, I saw this very long-legged spider crawling up my wall next to my dresser, and so then I let out this weird little yelp and ran some laps around the upstairs of my house. (nope nope nope nope nope)
When I finally recovered, I crept over to my overflowing bookshelf and retrieved "The Titan's Curse" by Rick Riordan. (Not that I still read this-haha!) Since it was amply heavy, I wielded it like a sword and yelled, "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" and brought that damn spider down!!!! After I had whacked it a few hundred times, I breathed a sigh of relief. As far as I know, it's still there on my wall like a head on a wall to ward off other arachnid intruders.

The Moment I Was Falling From A Downhill With My Scooter !!!!

At the house I lived in before the one I live in now, It was around 12 o'clock at night and I randomly woke up. I felt something on my leg, so i tried to brush it off, but thEN A GIANT FREAKING BUG FLEW OFF AND I SCREAMED
Funniest part was my brother's reaction to being woken up at 12 am by my screams (we shared a bunk bed)

I walked into math class found out I needed a B or higher to pass the class and mentally walked out.

I had to deal with some certain people...

When I was 11 years old, I felt something weird on my back when I was laying on my bed in my room. I reached back and pulled out a bug that had been digging into my skin. I refused to sleep in my room for the next 3 months.

i dont remember im too drunk from drinking the painful memories away...i think it's working