If you could create a religion that would become one of the largest religions, what would it be like? (Just have fun. Nothing serious XD)
Oh and if you cant tell, Im suddenly a lot less busy and I have too much time on my hands now so yeah. Answers are going to be appearing. For those that are wondering, once Im sure I got my schedule fixed into a steady state, the icon contest will also continue
^XD I got out of marching band season which gives me at least 8 hours during the week days back and about 14 hours back on my weekends totalling to 22 hours returned to my time per week, sometimes more. I mean like dude. This is great XD
I KNOW I ALREADY ANSWERED BUT IT NEEDS REPLACING BECAUSE I BETRAYED THE GRAND DUCK.
SO YEAH I REPLACED IT SO THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT HERE.
My religion would be centered around a duck.
Called the Grand Duck.
He is the birther of all universes.
He lays golden eggs, which hatch into new universes.
Because of this, we're all ducks.
And when we die, our souls return to their true duckly form,
and join the Grand Duck in his Bathtub Pond Palace in space.
That's what everyone should believe, because it's the truth.
There's also THE ORDER OF THE ETERNAL ZOMBIE CHICKEN!!!
Which believes pretty much the same thing, but it's a giant zombie chicken instead of a duck.
Also he requires buckets.
Giant buckets.
Also the Zombie Chicken is a space cadet.
But there's also a time-traveling Space Goddess that takes the form of a chicken and can speak to dinosaurs.
It's also the truth and everyone should believe it.
posted over a year ago
What if... the Grand Duck and the Zombie Chicken are cousins?
^...I never thought about it that way. Now maybe all the crazy kids in Conby can stop arguing about it. *casually makes references to my own story universe that no one but me will understand*
MY RELIGION'S PURPOSE...TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF GOD THEODOS AND DESTROY THE TEMPTATION OF THE EVIL SATAN TOMATO WHO SEEKS TO CORRUPT HUMANITY BY FEEDING EVERYONE WITH HIS CHILDREN THE TOMATO DEMONS.WE PRAY AT LEAST ONE TIME A DAY AND WE'RE GATHERING AT THE TEMPLE OF THE TOMATO SLAYER TO CELEBRATE OUR GOD'S VICTORIES OVER THE TOMATO'S FORCES OF HELL.WE ARE ALSO OFFERING A FREE VIDEO GAME CONSOLE OF YOUR OWN CHOOSING AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...CHOCOLATE PIE!!!! SO DON'T MISS YOUR CHANGE AND JOIN TODAY !!!!
posted over a year ago
Wait so if I become one of these guys I can get a PS4 for KH3?
