Make the best pun and post it here.

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands...

I have another one!!!

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.

I lied. I have yet ANOTHER one.

2 antennas met on a roof and got married. The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible.

Here. Hope it's PUNNY.

Whale,Whale,Whale What Do We Have Here ? A Question About Puns ?
Here I Go:
Yesterday I Had An Important Meeting To Attened So I Called On A Taxi.When It Arrived I Noticed That The Driver Was A Koala.At First I Was Worried But Then It Assured Me That It Had All Of The Koalifications.
I Saw A Few Cats The Other Day Fighting On Top Of A Carbage Can.It Was About To Fall So I Scare Them Away To Prevent The Cat-tastrophe.
Yeah,I Know What You're Thinking.Probably Something Like ''You've Cat To Be Kitten Me Right Meow''.That Really Makes Me Feel Soda Pressing.
Anyway I'm Gonna Say One More.
There Is A Big Cat Outside My House That Tries To Sell Me Meat Claiming That Is Fresh.Of Course I Know He's Lion.

Here,Have A Picture About Chemistry Or Maybe About...

Yeah,I Know It's Cheesy But I Feel Grate !!!!

minecraft suks but wood u like to mine some trees with me

Why aren't apple charges called apple juice?

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Girl on FB: You may have chemistry with her, but you got history with me.
Guy on FB comments her state: Oh, have you already got your shedule?

The main difference between a guitar and a fish is that you can't tuna fish.

HEY THIS IS FUNNY.

What did the tree say to the rock on the first day of spring?

Nothing, but it felt very re-leafed.