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1) Why do ducks quack?

2) If Peter Piper picks a pack of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

3) Whos that over there...? Hes staring at us rather creepily....

4) What does F.I.R.E stand for?

5) What is the color green?

6) Do you like ice cream?

7) If you can travel the world, can I world the travel?

8) So I have a giant bag full of apples. Do you want some?

9) Are you asking random questions or am I?

10) HOLY SHIT! RUNNNNNN! ITS OUT TO GET US!


(Post something random)
Answer these as creatively as possible.
 Riku114 posted over a year ago
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wantadog said:
You see, Riku, my learned student, Ducks quack because many eons ago, ducks were primarily the most sentient life on the planet. The ducks had a wondrous empire built on the foundation of love, trust, peace, happiness, and honor. There was no violence in the ducks empire and it was ruled by a beautiful duck queen. The queen had 5 little ducklets, and the eldest was nearly ready to take the throne herself. It was then however, that it happened. The 5 little ducks went out one day, over the hills....and far away. The queen duck said "quack quack quack quack"...

But they never came back....so the queen became tyrranical, the empire became a place of horror and fear, and anatidaephobia was born.

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One pack.

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Oh that's just Aya, she's lonely ever since the *content deleted due to Riku not playing Mad Father*

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Fairies
In
Red
Enchiladas.

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The Earth is like a massive baby, and the green grass is it's spit up, so green is generally a puke-like thing.

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Do you like Waffles?

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Sure, but be careful and find a save point first.

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Those were yours?....uh....good news! you have a massive bag of apple cores! You don't need to share. You can keep them.

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Are these questions truly random?

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Seriously...it's just Aya....she's harmless. The chainsaw is mostly for show.
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You see, Riku, my learned student, Ducks quack because many eons ago, ducks were primarily the most sentient life on the planet. The ducks had a wondrous empire built on the foundation of love, trust, peace, happiness, and honor. There was no violence in the ducks empire and it was ruled by a beautiful duck queen. The queen had 5 little ducklets, and the eldest was nearly ready to take the throne herself. It was then however, that it happened. The 5 little ducks went out one day, over the hills....and far away. The queen duck said "quack quack quack quack"... But they never came back....so the queen became tyrranical, the empire became a place of horror and fear, and anatidaephobia was born. -------------- One pack. -------------- Oh that's just Aya, she's lonely ever since the *content deleted due to Riku not playing Mad Father* -------------- Fairies In Red Enchiladas. -------------- The Earth is like a massive baby, and the green grass is it's spit up, so green is generally a puke-like thing. -------------- Do you like Waffles? -------------- Sure, but be careful and find a save point first. --------------- Those were yours?....uh....good news! you have a massive bag of apple cores! You don't need to share. You can keep them. -------------- Are these questions truly random? -------------- Seriously...it's just Aya....she's harmless. The chainsaw is mostly for show.
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1) XD I want to visit the duck empire. It sounds like a wonderful empire.... At least before the queen went insane..... | 4) OH. That makes so much sense....... I was wondering what the fairies came from when I pulled out my packet titled F.I.R.E. | 5) Oh thank you very much! I learn something new everyday. Now the real question is why does anyone like the a color that is generally a puke-like thing..... | 6) Honestly..? Not really. | 8) uh..... er..... ........ Thanks...? | 9) They are or they arent..... That is the question...... | 10) ...... HARMLESS MY ASS! SHE WAS CHASING ME WITH A CHAINSAW!
Riku114 posted over a year ago
8theGreat said:
Before I start, lemme just say one thing...
DUCKS REALLY MUST BE THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN SO MANY FLIPPIN THINGS ABOUT DUCKS RULING THE UNIVERSE EVER SINCE THE ONE DAMN TIME I WAS IN THE CAR AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE 'GRAND DUCK' WHO IS THE SUPREME RULER OF ALL UNIVERSES AND WE'RE ALL JUST DUCKS AND THE GRAND DUCK LAYS EGGS AND THOSE EGGS ARE THE UNIVERSE AND THE GRAND DUCK CONTROLS ALL. NOW EVERYTHING I SEE IS LITERALLY DUCKS WHAT HAVE I DONE.

*cough* Anyway...

1) I once had a little pet duck, who made a habit of liking to cluck. I was taken aback when he finally said "quack" and started to run amuck.
Duck Manifesto, 2:44
My graduation cap had a duck on it.

2)Peter is dead.

3)That's just John Green. He's probably just standin' there thinking about lung cancer and towns constructed entirely out of paper. *shrug* That guy...

4. First In Roach Exterminations

5. disambiguation. "Green" may refer to "John Green", "Hank Green", or "Emerald Green". Check Lesson Number 3 for details on "Green".

6.) Did you know that back in the day, ice cream was a rare delicacy and one of the founding fathers paid around 2000 dollars (I believe) just to eat it?

7) Only on Wednesdays.

8) L, did you know, that Shinigami only eat apples? Don't take those things onto the TARDIS, the Doctor hates them. Keeps him away, he says.

9) I once knew a guy named Bray. Everyone thought he was gay. He kissed a girl, it made him hurl- I guess he really was gay.

10.*trips you* LOOKS LIKE IT'S ONLY OUT TO GET YOU HAHA SUCKER.


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Before I start, lemme just say one thing... [i]DUCKS REALLY MUST BE THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN SO MANY FLIPPIN THINGS ABOUT DUCKS RULING THE UNIVERSE EVER SINCE THE ONE DAMN TIME I WAS IN THE CAR AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE 'GRAND DUCK' WHO IS THE SUPREME RULER OF ALL UNIVERSES AND WE'RE ALL JUST DUCKS AND THE GRAND DUCK LAYS EGGS AND THOSE EGGS ARE THE UNIVERSE AND THE GRAND DUCK CONTROLS ALL. NOW EVERYTHING I SEE IS LITERALLY DUCKS WHAT HAVE I DONE.[/I] *cough* Anyway... 1) I once had a little pet duck, who made a habit of liking to cluck. I was taken aback when he finally said "quack" and started to run amuck. Duck Manifesto, 2:44 My graduation cap had a duck on it. 2)Peter is dead. 3)That's just John Green. He's probably just standin' there thinking about lung cancer and towns constructed entirely out of paper. *shrug* That guy... 4. First In Roach Exterminations 5. disambiguation. "Green" may refer to "John Green", "Hank Green", or "Emerald Green". Check Lesson Number 3 for details on "Green". 6.) Did you know that back in the day, ice cream was a rare delicacy and one of the founding fathers paid around 2000 dollars (I believe) just to eat it? 7) Only on Wednesdays. 8) L, did you know, that Shinigami only eat apples? Don't take those things onto the TARDIS, the Doctor hates them. Keeps him away, he says. 9) I once knew a guy named Bray. Everyone thought he was gay. He kissed a girl, it made him hurl- I guess he really [i]was[/i] gay. 10.*trips you* LOOKS LIKE IT'S ONLY OUT TO GET YOU HAHA SUCKER.
posted over a year ago 
Sapling132639 said:
1. Because one day, a long, long time ago, a bunch of unicorns and narwhals came together and had a discussion. Ducks were mute. They wanted to fix it. So, one of the unicorns, named Charlie, said "This is stupid! They aren't mute, they go QUACK." and a narwhal, who is apparently a detective, responded "CHARLIE! That's brilliant! They shall go quack!" And that's how Charlie became known for ducks going quack.
..Wait, that wasn't the prompt? Ah, screw it, it's close enough.

2. Using logical math, he picked 42. What is the math? Uh, I have no clue. I just picked some random number...
What? No! It definitely wasn't because I have no clue how much a peck is, that's RIDICULOUS! Hahaha....

3. I think he's the new guy, Tim. Or is it Jim? Uh, Sim, Crim, Fim, Kim, Shim... He's one of the new guys. I think he wants to join our conversation, but his nervous face looks really creepy.
Don't judge him to harshly, he has huge anxiety...

4. Farting In Rainbow Elephants. Duh.

5. Deep. Hmm....
Green is the color of leprechauns and luck! Oh, and it isn't very creative...

6. Ice cream flavored rainbow pins from the firetruck universe. THE. BEST.

7. Bro. Don't hold back. You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT, so just GO FOR IT MAN. GO FOR IT.

8. Depends. Did you get those apples from a shady guy in a white van? If so, DEFINITELY!

9. Well, when you look at it in a particular, certain way... Uh... I was going to say something really smart, but then I lost it. So what are we doing? Do pegasi exist? Did you put the apple in the hay barrel and eat the candle? Rotary mice?

10. AHHHHH! THEY FOUND ME! HOW DID THEY FIND ME!? I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER FIND ME BEHIND THAT CUP! I WAS DOING SO WELL! HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
Well, at least I don't have to run faster than them. I just have to run faster than YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *flies away on a magical pony flying through the sky*



No, I'm not going to explain the picture. This is the random club, you figure it out! xP (And no, I didn't draw it. Someone I'm a fan of on Youtube did during one of his livestreams.)
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1. Because one day, a long, long time ago, a bunch of unicorns and narwhals came together and had a discussion. Ducks were mute. They wanted to fix it. So, one of the unicorns, named Charlie, said "This is stupid! They aren't mute, they go QUACK." and a narwhal, who is apparently a detective, responded "CHARLIE! That's brilliant! They shall go quack!" And that's how Charlie became known for ducks going quack. ..Wait, that wasn't the prompt? Ah, screw it, it's close enough. 2. Using logical math, he picked 42. What is the math? Uh, I have no clue. I just picked some random number... What? No! It definitely wasn't because I have no clue how much a peck is, that's RIDICULOUS! Hahaha.... 3. I think he's the new guy, Tim. Or is it Jim? Uh, Sim, Crim, Fim, Kim, Shim... He's one of the new guys. I think he wants to join our conversation, but his nervous face looks really creepy. Don't judge him to harshly, he has huge anxiety... 4. Farting In Rainbow Elephants. Duh. 5. Deep. Hmm.... Green is the color of leprechauns and luck! Oh, and it isn't very creative... 6. Ice cream flavored rainbow pins from the firetruck universe. THE. BEST. 7. Bro. Don't hold back. You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT, so just GO FOR IT MAN. GO FOR IT. 8. Depends. Did you get those apples from a shady guy in a white van? If so, DEFINITELY! 9. Well, when you look at it in a particular, certain way... Uh... I was going to say something really smart, but then I lost it. So what are we doing? Do pegasi exist? Did you put the apple in the hay barrel and eat the candle? Rotary mice? 10. AHHHHH! THEY FOUND ME! HOW DID THEY FIND ME!? I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER FIND ME BEHIND THAT CUP! I WAS DOING SO WELL! HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN!!!!!!!! Well, at least I don't have to run faster than them. I just have to run faster than YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *flies away on a magical pony flying through the sky* No, I'm not going to explain the picture. This is the random club, you figure it out! xP (And no, I didn't draw it. Someone I'm a fan of on Youtube did during one of his livestreams.)
posted over a year ago 
Mollymolata said:
1. Because, when they talk it's ununderstandable
2. Peter Piper didn't pick them, he stole them.
3. It's Manuel
4. Ford International Road Enterprises.
5. It's the color of the grass.
6. I don't like ice cream, I love ice cream.
7. Nope, only in Russia
8. No, thanks, but I think Snow White would love to
9. I dunno
10. Nope, it's too hot to run. Sorry
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1. Because, when they talk it's ununderstandable 2. Peter Piper didn't pick them, he stole them. 3. It's Manuel 4. Ford International Road Enterprises. 5. It's the color of the grass. 6. I don't like ice cream, I love ice cream. 7. Nope, only in Russia 8. No, thanks, but I think Snow White would love to 9. I dunno 10. Nope, it's too hot to run. Sorry
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