NOTHING!!!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
NOTHING HAPPENS HERE!!!
IT'S SO BORING!!!
I think you know you live in the middle of no where when there is a tractor crossing sign across from your school!
And next to your school on the other side are railroad tracks!
I SWEAR if there was a fire anywhere near my house I would go watch out of shear boredom!
Our tiny library looks haunted at night, I dunno if that's a plus...
The architect who designed the twin towers used to live there, as did Dick Scobee the astronaut and Sir Mix a Lot. Also, it's next to the Green River, where Gary Ridgeway used to dump bodies.
The only thing the capital of Australia has that is interesting next to Floriade is the odd set of broken traffic lights...I'm not kidding. NOTHING HAPPENS HERE! CANBERRA IS BORING!
A girl who lives in my town was a contestant on X Factor at least two years ago. She's pretty cool.
And like 20 years ago this kid killed his parents (and his sister) because they wouldn't let his girlfriend sleep at their house. Pretty sure he's still in jail.