I love spiders, so I would tell my friend to stay still, catch the spider as gently as I could and let her go somewhere outside. There are no reason to kill spiders just because you don't like them.
If it's on the back of the shirt: Reach out discreetly and swipe it away at full speed.
If it's on the front: Just reach out and swipe it away at full speed, and knowing my closest friends I'd probably do so while screaming, "THIS! IS! SPIDERRRRR!!!"
I'd scream and say "OMFG THERE IS A SPIDER ON YOUR SHIRT" then I'd grab the nearest blunt object and swipe it off their shirt following up by either beating it to death or leaving it alone and running away. ( depending on my mood )
posted over a year ago
don't you dare beat any motherfucking spiders to death, I love them. 3:<
Say the word 'spider', so they knew why I was reaching for them. Get it off.
It would likely fall onto the bottom of my shoe and get squished (totally by accident) from there . . .