A few questions...

Not trying these, I need them for my book.

Can you get drunk through a cut?
Can you get drunk in your sleep?
Can you get drunk through your eyes?
Are there drugs that make you unable to move?
Can you get drunk by absorbing it through your skin?
Can you get drunk through your nose?
Any other ways you can consume alcohol besides swallowing?

Thanks! Just answer the ones you can.