They're... not home. I would much rather sleep in a bed that's comfortable/not stiff and has my own dirty scent rather than knowing someone else slept in that bed before me. Not that that really bothers me... I would just rather /sleep/ at home, but spend the day in the pool at the hotel. Like pool hopping at the beach! Visit all the free pools until someone finally notices and tells me to fuck off! :D
...their hot water... my friend takes 8 minute shower... water's already cold by the time it's my turn to take a shower... i just sat in the hot tub down by the pool and called it "close enough" that day.
i also don't like there televisions... like "OMG they got like 3 freaking channels and a remote with 50 freaking buttons."
Depends on the hotel. I was out of the country one time, and the last night we were there my dad was making coffee the next morning, lifted the coffee cups, and there was blood on the counter tops. None of us had even touched them when we got there or overnight. He went down to front desk to tell them, and they were just like "oh sorry sir, won't happen again!" They did nothing else to ease the situation so my dad yelled at the front desk person "we are never staying in another one of your hotels ever again."