What are some really annoying stupid or maybe funny questions to ask through text??

If you wanna breakup with someone:
Hey, want me to do a magic trick?
POOF!!! You're single!

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Do you find the sound of my voice annoying?

Me , friend & my guy friend :
Friend : SUP TOBY !!! ( Toby as n Ticci Toby my nickname)
Me : I c u have decided 2 b a good friend & text me 4 once
Guy friend : SALLY !? Is that u
Me : LJ ?
Friend : Toby r u trying 2 b SALLY & Ben again ?

It'd b clear 2 u if u knew my friends

Are you using your phone? :D

I lost my phone, can you ring it?#facebook

Or a funny thing to for iPhone's is shortcuts. Go into setting and keyboard to find 'shortcuts'. Say everytime your friend type say 'hi' you can make it come up as 'I find you so hot. Let's date' or 'I want you to kiss me!'. They aren't that bad. I am sure you can think of worse if you have time.

Or you could get your friend's phone and change all the conatct names with somebody else in their phone or put silly names like 'your worst nightmare' or Donald Duck.

Do you like to eat frog legs?
Do you like to pet dinosaurs too?
I want 12 kids. How many do you want?
Why do they call it anaerobic if it means to not use oxygen? We obviously need oxygen to breathe.

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