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What did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule? I've got my ION you.

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Stepauma posted over a year ago

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metrolight said:

Puns seriously? How low can you go to deliver such lame, unappealing and stupid jokes like that? Puns are the bane of the comedic universe and is the cause of many headaches. You want us to give you stupid puns that nobody should ever bother with?

Is this some sort of punishment?
*punchline drum*

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posted over a year ago

I think you mean PUNchline drum

misse1000 posted over a year ago

^ gosh darn it to heck

metrolight posted over a year ago

carlie445 said:

Guy one: Did you hear that carrots were good for your eyesight?

Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) YOU LIED TO ME...

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Guy one: Did you hear that carrots were good for your eyesight?

Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) YOU LIED TO ME...

posted over a year ago

doorsgirl666 said:

Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.

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posted over a year ago

Shadowmarioking said:

you wanna see some fuckin puns go on the random wall and keep clicking next until you see a giant cluster of bad puns
spans for over 16 pages dammit

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posted over a year ago

Axel1313 said:

I would like to say one about an unsharpened pencil, but there's no point.

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posted over a year ago

Bluekait said:

What do you get when you have a fly in your butter? A butterfly.

For more puns, use this Beetlejuice cartoon.

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posted over a year ago

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