*stares at you through your bedroom window* "Hello child"

Could it be..?
Kenneth?
Back from the Great War?

Hello!
Now, I know it's rude to ask questions before properly introducing ourselves, but...
How the hell are you staring through a window on the second floor?

I'm at a restaurant. So, gotcha.

It's a titan!

hello uncle
how' r u doing?

Ohhaiiiiiii~

*stares back* Hello man. *holds up tea plate* Would you like some tea?

WTF.
Crazy person.
Idk even know you.
And how can you see through
my window if I have my blinds closed
And I am on the second floor??
Do you mind answering that for me?

No comment... xD

You can't see me through the window! I'm in a windowless basement! XO

AHHHHH
STALKER!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*hits you with my lady-man purse*

I'll only come with you if you have free wi-fi in your van.

Wrong move on your part there, buster.

hi person!

*pulls out AK47*
Hello stalker say hello to my little friend! :D

Hello random person using another random person's picture on facebook, it appears you have forgotten that adult also roam the interwebz. Let me assure you, if you had appeared at my window you would no longer be alive, if you had appeared at my childs window he would have ripped your reproductive organs out and cried for his mother or father to help.
*STARES THROUGH YOU WINDOW* HELLO PEDOPHILE, WELCOME TO THE HOUSE WHERE WE ARE OPEN AND HONEST ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN THE WORLD TO AN INNOCENT FOUR YEAR OLD...EXPECT PAIN. Thank you for visiting the castration center :)

AH! Is there no privacy in this world.
First I get someone look through the small window in the bathroom and now this.
Stalkers!
I'm Scared!

my room is on the second floor so Hah!

who the heck are you?! It it some celebrity or someone random?

I have no window o.o

I would be like get out of my face old man.

*grabs ketchup bottle*
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY PERVERTED STALKER!