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Funny Joke You Know?

So the other day I was watching re-run of Australia's Got Talent in my free time.
There was a comedian and he told some really good jokes. This one was my favourite. All of this stuff is NOT mine.


So you see I was having an affair with an Eskimo.
One night my girlfriend walked in on us in bed.
She yelled " I knew it". The problem was she pronounced it "Inuit".

I think that was how the joke went. Anyway I thought it was pretty funny.
Have you got any funny jokes?
 gwendiamond posted over a year ago
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OMGZoey said:
I just found this on the internet...

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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posted over a year ago 
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HAHA! XD
gwendiamond posted over a year ago
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xD
Mollymolata posted over a year ago
B-theone said:
Yo mama so fat when she die the barry her in parts
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