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What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard/said?

Here are the ones I've been told.vv

"Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I'd buy that for you. Seriously, what's your cup size?"

"Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)....now."

"My d*€k just died. Can I burry it in you?"

Can I have directions . . . to your heart?

The one I used.vv

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
 LocalArtistist posted over a year ago
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Whirlwind586 said:
Every single one ever said or heard. Might as well just say "Please date me, I'm desperate for love!" or "I want sex now." They're all just awful.
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posted over a year ago 
CielXlizzy19 said:
I once was joking around with my friend and said "What is the html to your existence because daayuum girl you are the epitome of perfection"

She never lets me live it down.
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posted over a year ago 
Liquid-Dice said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a Pokemon
I'd catch you
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posted over a year ago 
yanglight09 said:
“I could be talking to anyone in this place, but I really want to be talking to you.”

“I love your dress, but I think it would look better on my floor.”

" I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?"

"My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going."

"I wet my pants... can I get in yours?"

"Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?"

"Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us."




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posted over a year ago 
Lexiomega said:
I was told "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
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posted over a year ago 
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