What is Your Opinion on This? :3

PONIES ARE EATING MY PINEAPPLES!!!!
my burp tastes like pizza .__.
You and your whatchamacallsits
PONIES ARE EATING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!
.____.
I wanna eat your nipples
xD
my apples!
Damn ponies eating the blood apples .___.
They're stuffed with hearts
A FUCKING PIKACHU WAS ON THE DOOR!
He threw a pokeball at the door, catching the Pikachu
Then....PINKIE PIE WAS BEING HIT BY A CRATE BY PEWDIEPIE!!
Oh man....my turkeys were screaming
My pigs were so abused...being thrown everywhere...
A poo was talking to my pee today...I was staring at the toilet.....seeing what their conversation was....
Then my guitar flew around in circles
It was crazy....later Billie stuck his head in the toilet
Then Oreos flew out my window
While I screamed at random trees.....saying how jealous they were of my necklace
What a day
And Tre Cool is bisexual
I farted in someone's face today...they cummed so much....such a huge orgasm
Then a carrot and a pickle were arguing
I'm loyal to my master cause I'm just a doggie
I loves my master
But....my pigs were telling me to kiss some pickle, I was like "You crazy! I loves my master not a green pickle bean"
We are like 1!
Hey guess what?
I saw a Beetle fucking a tomato
Why? The pickle started it...
Damn pickles!!
The tomato had a huge boner....I ran inside...then screamed at my poster with Billie then I slapped the door a few times.....
My brain is horny for you...so is my cup
I never saw a tomato with a huge fucking boner...never even knew a tomato can get boners.....
PONIES JUMP INTO GALLONS OF BBQ SAUCE!!! there were fat duckies also and along with giant stinkbugs
I saw people, talking with their poos........I slapped them all......
I took a shit
That was so big
it stood up
and took a pee
DID YOU TALK TO IT?!?!?!?
I NEEDS TO KNOWS!!!!!!!
So I can talk with my poo as well
I noticed today that my poo and my pee called each other holes.........I so fell into the dirt....
And played with worms