What would you respond to somebody you don't know, that called you a dumbass, Slut, and retard?

What the bonk did you just bonking say about me, you little Scout? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the TF2 Team, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 2Fort, and I have over 300 confirmed airshot kills on my strange Pistol. I am trained in rocket jumping and I'm the top Sniper in the entire Payload Race Hightower Course. You are nothing to me but just another Gibus wearer. I will backstab you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking micspamming. You think you can get away with planting sentries and stickybombs right infront of my base? Think again, Engie. As we trade, I am team chatting my secret network of spies across the Steam Forums, and your hats are being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, chucklenuts. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dispenser. You're fucking dead, lowballer. I can Ubercharge anywhere, anytime, and I can headshot you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my AWPer Hands. Not only am I extensively trained in throwing Jarate, but I have access to the every one of Saxton Hale's loadouts in the entire Mann Co. Store. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off the face of the Steam site, you little scammer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "lucky" flamethrower crits were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking trigger. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying double for those Unusuals, you goddamn Pyro. I will throw Sandviches all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking meatshotted, kid.

Ignore them no need for a fight! But on the other hand.... KICK THEIR A**

I'd say.."It takes one to know one."

I'm really calm and serious on the outside and I usually only unleash my anger when I'm alone. So, in that situation all I'd really do is keep walking and not bother wasting my breath on them. They'd only be searching for a comeback for their own amusement anyway... nothing annoys one of those people as much as not reacting at all.

Pff... you talking about me? Or your closest friend, girl? *even it it was a guy*

One of two things
1. Go home and cry
2. Rip their skull out spine and all and crush it in the palm of my hand.

Exactly what you would do. Oh and I can pack a really hard punch...

>.>

It would be time to kill a bitch.

Are those the characteristics on your resume? Oh yea, it's right here! (It's the picture)

In all honesty, I'd probably just stare at them, laugh, then walk off, as they're not worth my time. Most teenage girls where I live dress like sluts anyway...

I don't though.

I probably wouldn't do anything. I don't know them, so it's not like I'll ever see them again.

I get called that everyday by boys from my old school, and I completely ignore them like they're not there:)

I'll do the Danny LaRusso on their ass.

I'd have to deal with it. It all comes in the business of writing. Just ignore the fuckhead and move on.

I would beat them up and then blast them to ashes with a Final Flash

Punch that stupid asshole right in the face. Nobody calls me that and gets away with it.

"U mad, bro?"

either "i like trains" and just walk away or something like:

you don't even know me. i'm gonna shove those insults so far up your ass your head's gonna explode. then i'm gonna take your eyeballs and cook a nice stew, fry your ass and serve it to your friends.

depends on how much i actually care ._.

If you need to call other people to make you feel better than clearly your insecure about yourself.

I'd just ignore it, tbh. why should i care about what a stranger thinks?

tell the dumb bastard it takes one to know one.

It is funny that when people call names - they are often the exact thing that they are calling someone else.

I was once told that when you point your finger at someone, be careful, because you have THREE pointing right back at YOU O_O'

I do NOT believe in calling names (Esp those). That is one of the most childish things a person can do. It really makes you sink down to a lower level, kinda grasping, kinda desperate, because I have to be REALLY REALLY mad and frustrated beyond mad to let something slip directed completely at a person like that (behavior is different).

I had never been called anything until I was on Fanpop, (except my first called me a "slut" -same age, different schools, and I really liked him & we were not seeing other people so that hurt, I did not say anything -we broke up). And the people on here are often young enough to be my children! That is really sad to me that I have seen people act like that to a complete stranger (like it is cool or like they are trying to seem cool -or "tough" on the INTERNET, LOL) and have no more manners than that.

What have I done? I have thought about how there is no way in hell they would have done that in rl, if they did -they'd be really stupid, and I think about what a coward that makes them. The old me would have stared, mouth agape, then grabbed their head and done something terrible before the last syllables left their ugly mouth. The current me might still do something unpredictable and sudden and probably just embarras the crap out of them right then. I am NOT vindictive. I think about things people say and then I put it in perspective. It's best if I stay calm ... I do not "do" anything unless I either tell them off or want to go to jail. I might risk a little, but I do not want to lower myself either. Chances are-they are not worth much time & effort anyway-so they would get a flick and then I'd wonder what the hell is wrong with them as I walk away.

I'd cry later, lol, be mad, and get over it, lol, realising I do not give a toot what they think. lol