Why Don't You Try This?

I kicked a Bolivian chicken sandwich in the face because its pet fish peed on the cow that I saw raping a dog after I washed my left eyebrow with Drano.

Flying ninja rainbows jumping around. `Nuff said.

No, because why.

im bored

So, there was this dog I found the other day that had red eyes and it crouched down low to the ground, ready to pounce when my brother came by and chased after it and as I watched him chase the dog away I shrugged and started walking while I pondered the events of my life, the most important event being the eating of apples after a long hard day out on the town with a few old friends and a demonic dog apparently, which brings me to this story I heard from my friend the other day about her pet poodle that apparently didn't like it's food and so they had to go and buy better food for the dog and while they were at the supermarket I ran into them, as in.. I rounded a corner and bashed into them, which caused them to drop the food all over the floor and tell me the story of why they were there and it was because of their poodle, like I already said, which reminds me of this movie I watched the other day about heroes of the past and I know poodles shouldn't have anything to do with that but, it popped into my head and well, let me tell you the story of my people.. *Takes a deep breath.*

(I could have kept going.. on and on.. )

Misaki can't read Usagi's poker face while Ahomine r**es Kise

Zippity Zoe zipped up the Zoo.

Okay. I wish i had the ability to bring the dead soldiers who fought in World War I and II back to life so they can tell me everything that happened so I don't have to do any research and once I have all the information I need, I will find a shotgun and rein act The Walking Dead. xD

I like rainbows because they're so pretty with all the colours and I want to have a tea party with all my dolls and my three fluffy kittens- fluffy muffy and duffy, and it will be soooo much fun and the sun will shine and there will be magical unicorns and cupcakes and cookies! Did I tell you that I was secretly a wizard but the big bad meanie with no nose killed me with his magic stick and so I then became a magical fairy who sparkles! Yayy I loooove to sparkle!- Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen/ Cedric Diggory :D