what is some of ur favorite funny things to say?

Everything I say is funny, seriously i can turn a normal sentence into something hilarious, and have everyone laughing.

It's crazy ._.
I can easily my best friend cry from laughing e3e

I don't even consider myself funny.

dont call me Nymphadora!!!!!!!!!!!!


harry potter quote

Vending machines are so homophobic, I'm sorry if my dollar is'nt straight enough for you.

"Usually people who call others stupid are stupid...but, I'm stupid so I'll just say it! You're stupid!"

...Yeah..