Okay, so, once upon a time.... there was a cat. This cat's name was Steve. Steve liked carrots. And he liked acting. He went to New York City to pursue his dreams of acting. Steve was told he could not act, as he was a cat. This made Steve sad. Until, of course, the Acting Folks made him the honorary Director of the Supplimenting of the Actor's Carrots. Steve lived happily ever after.
I'm sorry if I made you feel worse than before but it was fun to write :3