What if smiley faces took over the world with monkeys throwing poisonous grapes?

I'm afraid that what you described was in fact true.

Many years ago, before internet and TV, before pizza, there was a strange race of creatures, known only as "Smileys." Now these smileys were not as nice as their name. They were ruthless, powerful, Cold-Blooded killers! They took advantage of their superior numbers and waged war with the humans. the humans were nearly wiped out in the war, especially after they recruited the monkeys. the monkeys were well known as organic arms dealers. They could turn anything into a bomb, most notable would be either the Kumquat bomb, or the Grape grenade. The Grape Grenade carried a powerful poison that could kill a full grown man in under 10 seconds. the Kumquat Bomb was the equivalent of the Atomic Bomb. The war was about over and the humans were going to give in, but then a young man came. He calmly walked straight towards the Smiley compound. Where they held special human prisoners. The human kept walking, the Grape Grenade's were unaffecting him. He-
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And that is how it happened.

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then I would never ever be bored again

I would have great fun...

I'm allergic to grapes, so they're kinda already poisonous to me .__________________________.