Guy on the red team: NOOOOO!!! I love you ball! Come back to me, my love! *goes after the ball, nearly decapitating a guy on the other team ith his hand*
Blue team guy # 3: No it's okay, I didn't need that head anyways. But I need the ball!!!
Red guy: "I can fly!!!"
Blue guy 1: "I can too!!!"
Blue guy 2: "No! You guys can't fly! Don't do it!!!"
Red guy: "Fuck gravity!!!"
Blue guy 1: "Nooooo! I failed!!!!"
Blue guy 2: "Now look what you did! The red guy is beating us!!!"
Red guy: "Come to me, soccer ball! Join me in flight!!"
Blue guy 1: "Oh, you sneaky devil."
Blue guy 2: "My god....he's a telepath."