got any jokes. . .anyone???

the only one I can think of:
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Wat do u say when someone says Too Fast? u say thats wat she said! srry but thts all i got so far.

you know who else doesn't have any jokes?

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!

The only one I can think of right now is: "... Die!"

A boy was making a potatoe clock for a school project. He left in on the table over night. His dad came home late and was hungry. But there was no food in the house. Except the potatoe.
The next day, the teacher asked the boy where his project was, and he said, "My dad ate my homework!"

You put the peanut, in the peanut hole!! (From My Wife and Kids XD)

whats a frogs faveorite soda?
(sorry if you think its cheesy)
Croka-cola.
XDD