Yup,it's that time again.The Random Club is once again under COMPLETE random control.Post anything you want right here!!!

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

I have to get this out of my system anyway.

I have been a fan of a show called Ni Hao, Kai-Lan since I was 12, which is weird. Yeah, I'm 17 now, but I just CAN'T shake it.
If any of you are Happy Tree Friends fans, you will be glad to know that if Lumpy ever shows up at my house(in my dreams at least), then I will give him the biggest asskicking the world has ever faced.

Link.

Okey-dokey. (i dunno what anime this is though)

kk did you know paul mccartney has a strechy face?

Pie! Apple! Look over there! I like this club! Who are you? Banana! HAHAHA!!! I'M MAD!!! Or am I? Yes,I am! AAAAAHHH!!!!! Oh,I know! I know! A box!



Well,you said post anything!

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Water vapor

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okay. if you call me a brony you will get one heck of a fight.

TEEN TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<33

You did what I fucking say just about sexual intercourse, you are mostly female? I cut confirmation of more than 300, and there will be I will I will have been involved in the raid secret of many on the Al · Quaeda and, you know graduated from the top of my class in the Navy Seals I have. I I have been out of the top U.S. military sniper whole of the war and trained gorilla. You are one target is no longer anything to me. I have not seen you before on this earth to be precise, which wiped out the sex to love, to mark the words of my shit. What do you think can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet you? I think the guy again. Has now been traced I have been in contact with my secret spy network between the IP and the United States as we speak you have a good storm, so that you can prepare maggots. The storm clears the poor little thing called your life. You are dead, the children shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, I can kill you in more ways than one hundred seven, but it's just my bare hands. Not only, I have trained extensively in unarmed combat, I'm your little shit off the face of the continent, and you have access to the weapons of the entire United States Marine Corps disastrous to wipe your ass, you'll be using it to its fullest. If you only can be known or retaliation was about a little ridiculous comment "smart" is to bring down to you, you had held your tongue shit maybe. However, you are paying the price fool you redneck white guy, and now could not be you, but you did not. I am the anger of shit than you, you addicted to it. You are shit you died.

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