First you must make sure all of your pancakes with syrup traps are in order. Next you must run to your room and grab your piggybank off your mushroom stand. Make sure the piggybank is equipped with a whip and a small duck needs to be placed inside of the piggy. I hope your following! Next you must run around your house singing the teletubbie theme song backwards. This will open a portal to ancient Egypt. Don't take it. Instead take a stroll down town. By three apples and a churro at a food stand. Enjoy said apples and churro. Sprint home. On your way you see a Nokia sitting on the sidewalk. Call the number that's on the screen. It will ask you if you want to buy bottled sand. Your answer must be "I will be asking you the questions, you child of Satan!" Next a gypsy will come out of an alley. Give him the piggybank and continue on. Reach your home. Fight the Spinx that is now in your yard because you left the portal open to long. The Spinx will be reduced to sand. Go inside and wash your hands in the sink and realize the genital was sitting next to the sink. Place genital back in genital sink holder where it goes. And lay off the crack!