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If death came to your door step what would you tell him?

death: (knocks on the door)
me: (opens door and sees death) WTF!!!
 GlitteryZebra posted over a year ago
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Panda-Hero said:
I would ask him where his son was

then I'd ship him off to my waifu
cause I'm nice like that




sometimes
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*votes best answer*
shadirby posted over a year ago
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Sankyoo
Panda-Hero posted over a year ago
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it took me 2 hours to understand this reference rip
OneErection posted over a year ago
wantadog said:
"Hi there. You're here for me? Okay, can I just borrow this notebook for a minute?" *Writes JB's name, along with all the 1D members.*

There we go.
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"Hi there. You're here for me? Okay, can I just borrow this notebook for a minute?" *Writes JB's name, along with all the 1D members.*

There we go.
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XD
flabaloobalah posted over a year ago
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The same thing!
ukissmekiseop posted over a year ago
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I mean i was thinking The same thing!
ukissmekiseop posted over a year ago
oboe_player said:
xD
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xD
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XDDDDD
girsmurf22 posted over a year ago
shadirby said:
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PINKIE PIE! omg lol
flabaloobalah posted over a year ago
makorra327 said:
me: GO THE F*CK AWAY. You ain't taking nobody!
*points the middle finger*
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legend_of_roxas said:
I would tell him

"If you ever come here again, I will make sure that you will endure the most terrible torture imaginable till you are ripped from your sanity ._. ....also could you make a quick visit to my neighbor? :3"
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OneErection said:
"oh"
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zutaradragon said:
... ...
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... ...
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flabaloobalah said:
me: *opens door* oh! you're awfully early! by at least....80 years! but while you're here....*gives address of worst enemies* ta ta! have a deathly day!
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E-Scope90 said:
"Oh, can you just join fanpop and add me? I'll add you back so we can chat about it, kay?
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restlessFashion said:
An apple for the Elder wand?
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-apple said:
I dont open door to strangers so problem solved (for a while at least:P)
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8theGreat said:
FUCK YEAH SOUL EATER IS REAL.
HOLY FLIPPING FUCK.
OH MY GOD.
ITS SOUL EATER.
ON MY DOORSTEP.
RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD.
IT'S SOUL EATER.
LIKE RIGHT NOW.
AND I HAVE BEEN LIKE
REQUESTED
TO GO TO THE DWMA
TO DEATH MUTHAFUCKIN CITY
BECAUSE I AM JUST SO FREAKING LUCKY
AND
AND HIDE YO DEATH
HIDE YO KID
BECAUSE I AM HERE
IN DEATH CITY
MUTHAFUCKAS
DREAM
COME
TRUE!!!

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Exactly what I would do.
8theGreat posted over a year ago
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If I didn't faint first.
8theGreat posted over a year ago
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That in itself was a reference... XD
8theGreat posted over a year ago
SaveWord_Apples said:
run screaming like a little girl?
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Hughmygod said:
I would say to him: "sorry, wrong house. He is living next door."
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springely said:
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
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Katherine-P said:
Me: Oh there's my pizza! *givey money* So give it to me now.
Death: ....*stares at me*
Me: This whole death custom thing is really great, man! So wheres my pizza?
Death: I'm here to take your soul...
Me; AND I AM HUNGRY SO GIVE ME MY PIZZA OR I WILL EAT GRASS!
Death: *is scared & runs away*
Me: *Trollface* BITCH PLEASE!
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Face_of_Music said:
I would ask him for the Elder Wand, The Cloak of Invisibliity and the Ressirection Stone.
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:D
kaboomgirl posted over a year ago
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:)
Face_of_Music posted over a year ago
flippy_fan210 said:
oh no, you have the wrong house, Justin Bieber is that way.
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OMG UR SOO RITE LOL!!!
RayRaycutie posted over a year ago
girsmurf22 said:
Even though this is death....

1. Randomly burst into this song

2. Sign dib and justin biebers name in his notebook

3. ID GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Jb hate is so old, a useless bro ._. I mean you can dislike a person, but to wish death upon him? he is a person with a heart and soul too you knwo :/
XxKeithHarkinxX posted over a year ago
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.........u know its joke right
girsmurf22 posted over a year ago
panisepic said:
Shinigami-Sama I didn't know you where real!
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Nerdy_Gurl said:
Have you installed a revolving door yet? No? Then I'm not coming. *sits on the ground and crosses arms like a 3 year old*
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UltmateUltima said:
'Hello!'
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
OMG I LOVE YOU :D


e_e
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RayRaycutie said:
death-*knocks on door*
me-*opens it* O_O... sorry Big D...rong address *slams door n walks away lik a boss*
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death-*knocks on door*
me-*opens it* O_O... sorry Big D...rong address *slams door n walks away lik a boss*
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