LOL ;)

I married Jake T Austin in a bar because Im'a bitch

I raped Selena Gomez in a bar because I felt like it.



WHAT.

I cuddled with David Henry in an alley because I felt like it.

I annoyed David Henry in Disney Land because I'm a bitch.


....Who the fuck is David Henry!? Well...I am a female..so..uh..
Moving on! *cracks knuckles* Laugh and I'll kill you.

I annoyed Pauly D in KFC because im awesome.

I cried with Kim Kardashian in a park because I felt like it O_o.. xD

I adopted Demi Lovato in KFC because I'm worth it.

>.>

*squinting* I NEED MAH GLASSES.
*puts glasses on like a boss* ANYWAYS.
I licked Daniel Radcliffe (I already don't like where this is going..) in space because I have a banana.


What my friend has: I hugged Demi Lovato in KFC because I felt like it.

Both of us were like:

I divorced Eminem in space because I was board.

Now behold my crappy edit of Eminem in space!;

i slapped dylan sprouse in a bar cause im a sex addict?
WTH???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!