Me: Come on! Let's just do it!
Friend: Do what?
Me: You know! The THING we were going to do today!
Friend: I don't remember anything...
Me: You promised!
Friend: Oh yeah! That!
Me: Yes, that.
Me and Friend:*Both realize what just happened....*
Me: We never speak of this again, agreed?
Friend: Agreed.
Me and some friend were doing the science fair one of my friends projects included taking apart old cell phones we decided to make a video of her throwing them on the ground as hard as she could trying to break it I recorded it on my iPod the fair was about to start and we needed to finish so I kept yelling "HARDER ABBEY HARDER!!" O_o
My friend and I were doing a Superhero roleplay, and I was playing the Famous Boy Wonder, Dick Grayson. He was a young kid at the time, and a friend of his (my friend's OC) was making fun of him for being short an my reply was:
"push push!"
"i dont remember last night..."
"well how big are they?"
"can i peel your banana?"
"if i got in there, maybe i could...."
"you have been a very bad boy!"