Whats the lamest pick up line you have ever heard?

I don't have a library card.......
But can I check u out?

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Yes, someone actually said this to me. Ugh

Get in the van!

hey baby if you were a bad pizza i would still eat you

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Are those shoes? Because I wanna have sex with you.

Works every time. xD

Someone actually used this on a girl in our college."I've gotta dick and you've gotta vagina, so let's make them dance"
She obviously walked away

Do you have a map cause I keep getting lost in your eyes

Do you have a bandaid cause I scraped my knee falling for you

Are you from Tenessee cause you are the only Ten I See

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven cause you are an angel

I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you

If beauty was time you'd be eternity

You look cold want to use me as a blanket

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't keep them off you

Is your name Summer? Cause your hot as hell.