You're on the front page of the newspaper. What does the title say? What's the article about?

Title: Girl Spots A Rainbow Pegasus Flying Through The Sky

Article: The witness, iPsychic, says 'I saw it! I swear if was Rainbow Dash!' The news crew are on the lookout :)

"14-year old girl travels to Whitechapel thanks to Jack the Ripper."

Aaand here's probably how the article will go:

"So, where do you want to go first for this journey?"

"Er, I think I'll start where the prostitute Mary Ann Nichols was found and then continue in that pattern."
A quick pause of awkward silence occurred, but the sincerity of the girl's voice meaned that she didn't lie. In order to not alarm her, we decided to continue.
"So... this means that you are going to find the places in which Jack the Ripper's canonical five victims were found?"
"Yeah, pretty much. Though, I will probably not go until autumn in order to be precise with the dates."
"Why is that so?"
"Nnh, well, it's kinda hard to explain. I guess I want to be able to maybe see the ghosts of the victims."
"So this pretty much means that you are going into the footsteps of Jack the Ripper himself?"
"Yep~!"

"When did you get this idea?"
"Nnh, well, I guess that I have always loved the UK during the victorian era, but the canonical five victims of Jack the Ripper has always fascinated me, ever since my stepfather accidentally mentioned him when I was around seven years old."
"That's really odd for girls in your age."
"I guess that I have always been weird, hahah~."
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It was more of an interview, but whatever. I'm actually planning to do this when I'm around 18.

Title: Crazed Fluttershy fan finally meets Andrea Libman and dies on the spot!

Article: *see Title*

Title: Is he too old for her?

Article, Is Keith really too old to date Taylor :X

Title: Amazing Singer

And it's gonna be about me singing at a baseball game.

Title: Zim proposes to fangirl

Article:earlier today,our crew was shocked,when they saw the main character of invader zim,proposing to a young girl in the park.we asked her what she thought of this:

"So what DID you say?" Was our 1st question

"I said HELL YES!" Was her 1st answer

"Um,ok so,what did u think of a cartoon character proposing to u?"

"Dude,i could care less if he was real or made up I FRIGGIN LOVE HIM!!!"

"Again,um ok? Final question,what do u 2 plan to do after the wedding?"

...........

.........

"WELL....."

*blocked for innapropriate content*

XD XD XD

Title: WORLD IS NOW CONQUERED

Article: It's all about how Loki and I took over the world. The whole entire newspaper is about it, actually.
Every single newspaper in the world.. MWA HA HA HA HA!

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