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JaseKS said:
It's okay. I'm invisible too.
♋EXAMPLE NUMBER ONE
Me and my friend Allie are walking down the street, and we run into my crush (at least he was at the time) Scott. This is how the conversation went.
Allie: Hey Scott!
Scott: Hey Allie. What's up?
Allie: Nothing much. We were just walking back from school.
*Scott's Mom*: Scott, dinner's ready!
Scott: See ya' later, Allie.
Allie: Hey, you didn't say hi to Brooklyn!
Scott, in a confused voice: Huh? Oh, hey Brook. Didn't see you there.
♋ EXAMPLE NUMBER 2
At choir, if it's your birthday, my teacher, Miss Heather, has the class sing for you. Well, it was my birthday.
Miss Heather: Okay, everyone. Let's sing happy birthday to Brooklyn.
Class: What? Who's that? Who's Brooklyn?
♋EXAMPLE NUMBER 3
I was in a fishing competition with my little sister (my grandpa was taking us) and I could a fifteen-inch fish in that stupid puny lake, but I didn't actually place in the competition because there were apparently way bigger fish in there. My little eight-year old sister places first in the competition, and my grandpa goes home and starts bragging to everyone about how good a fisher my little sister is, and how she's the best grandaughter ever, yadda yadda yadda.
Gee, thanks. That made me feel fantastic, gramps.
Did I make you feel better?
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