Do you know why snow is white?

It will soon be red if you don't shut it!





jk

Because a princess was once in love with an evil Queen.
When the evil queen broke the girl's heart, she cried for weeks.
Nature cried with her, creating snow.
The purness of her love is why it is white.
But the coldness of the Queen's heart is why it is frozen.
Later, the princess was nicknamed Snow White.

And THAT is the real story.

Don't worry though, later Snow White fell in love again, with someone named Red Riding Hood. And they lived happily ever after.
Until Snow White had a daughter. Who also fell in love with the evil queen. Yep.

For what used to be... to fade away into nothingness in...

the angels had sex.

Yes. it's white,because it forgot it's true form..

Snow is what happens when all the clouds ejaculate.

Because it's God's sperm.

Why wouldn't it be?