Two men walk into a bar. The first man says "I would like some H2O." The second man says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies.
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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says "I would like some H2O." The second man says "That's a weird way to order water." The first man leaves frustrated because his assassination plot failed.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was DEAD.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.
WHy did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the lion fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a monkey.
Why did the zebra die?
Three monkeys and a lion fell on it.
