Have you ever gotten a creepy/weird email before?

Yup. A band sent me an email asking is I wanted to "hook up" and a link to a sex website.

"buy one sock, get the other free*!!!
*while socks last."

Yes. It said 'What should I do about by anal condition?'

So I replied 'What anal condition?'

And then they said 'The banana came out but the condom is still stuck.'

And right after, I got one that said 'Oh shit, this isn't Barney, is it?'

All the time. -.-

It is mostly spam saying "Do you want to enlarge your *cough*"

Or "Look at my sexy pics ;)"

I never open them though cause you never know if it is viruses.

Yes.

Some random guy I had only met once sent me an email with a poem he wrote about me and about the life we'd have together in the future with romantic music and hearts moving on the background...

Yes... I get them all the time. -_-

Oh my god, Especially from these people that keep adding me on Yahoo... They will start saying things like
"I'm horny baby R U???"
"I have been looking for you"

And they would even ask me if I liked girls with big boobs & big butts, And then they would ACTUALLY think I am a guy, I would even tell them "Uh, I'm a girl" and even then, They STILL think I'm a guy. -_-

No, I must not be important enough.

Sometimes text messages. But I did get a couple of chain letters though. One of them was the humans can lick too thing. That was an e mail.