Are you aware that Bob the pink fluffy unicorn is stalking you from outside your bedroom window? He's waiting for you to look away so he can steal your ice cream sammich! O.O

.......

Sexy.
But he can have it. I strongly dislike ice cream.
I just hope he doesn't steal my lingerie. I know pink fluffy unicorns named Bob have a thing for that kind of stuff.

If he does, I will torture him by saying his name backward.

Yes, I knew that. He's stalking me along with Greasy Elmo.

*looks around nervously* And I'm stalking him!

Hmm... Given that I'm not even home, I don't think Unicorn should be a problem. So I can finish my ice cream sammich ;)

...I'm not even in my room though...
And he can have as far as I'm concerned. It's just an ice cream sammich.

YAY STALKERZ!