Can I be a comedian?

I don't know you but if it's what you want, sure!

Sure you can jessy_an who am i to tell you can't? *pulls out knife* besides that crazy bitch with a knife! O.o

Sure....don't know you that well, but still....sure!

Buddy, you can be whatever you want.

Be ALL the things.

Yeah ._.

I met you a few days ago but still i say, "you can be whatever you want to be"

Well if you have a good sence of humor...then yes.

Only if you can make people laugh

I don't know you, but I'll give you some advice.

Humor is subjectable.
There are all sorts of people in the world, therefore, different people have different ideas about what is funny. Humor can make people smile, laugh out loud, or not doing anything. It all depends on the style of comedy used by the comedian. Try to find one you think is funny, and project that to an audience. You might not make everyone laugh, but as long as you make someone laugh, consider the routine a success.