how can i make u feel happy?

Give me a Norway.

You couldn't make me feel happy if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer.

U is a letter.
Therefore I cannot read his mind because I can only do that with numbers.


Now, what you can do make ME feel happy is make time move faster so these 2 hours will be up and I can go back to my wonderful Death the Kid icons! I mean, I love Akise, but I mean seriously I NEED my Kid icons!!! WHY did I DO this to myself?! GAAAAHHH!

... So are you a god of space and time with a diary and can you change the course of time so I can beat my record and get Kid back? No?
Then you can't make me, or u, happy.
Because I'm holding u for ransom.
And I'm not giving him back until I get my damn Kid icons.
Okay?
OKAY?!


Edit: NEVER MIND! 2 hours is up! Kid is mine again! I AM AS HAPPY AS A FRITTER!!! AHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~

Make my stomach ache go away. Seriously, I feel like I'm going to throw up. Dx

you can make me happy
by not asking these types of stupid questions

well if you can make me meet ringo or paul mccartney i would be so fricken happy

Can you bring me Avril Lavigne here? NO! Then, I'm not happy at all!

Be my friend XD

Bring me Daniel.

I have a phobia of being happy..... Except when I think of friends, Josh hutcherson , my boyfriend, cookies, and Finnick and peeta!!!!