What do you do when an enemy tells you to surrender!!?

I WOULD SAY LISTEN HERE YOU IMBECILE
NEEEEEEEEVER!!

^.^

Call on the all mighty desu desu.

I would say "Μολών Λαβέ" but in case he/she wouldn't understand greek, I would say

"First I will die and then surrender"

xD

Enemy: "Surrender or die!"
Me: "Please, after you."
Enemy: "Stay there!"
Me: "Make me"
Enemy: "Who's there?"
Me: "Your worst nightmare" or "Your doom"
Got it memorized?

Never give in! *fist pump*

I would go into party drunk mode(aka i would not think about anything or remember it after i did something) and laugh like a crazy saying " i want you to kill me.I want to at least see you try and after you give up I'll sacrifice your head to ERZULIE and your blood to Illeria.May your heart be left for the bird." because i am a crazy SOB