In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
I move stealthily toward it
But my leg, it's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off my leg
Limping to the cottage
Now I'm on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf
He's sharpening an axe, Shia LaBeouf
But he doesn't hear me enter, Shia LaBeouf
I sneak up behind him
I strangle superstar Shia LaBeouf
I fight for my life with Shia LaBeouf
I wrestle a knife from Shia LaBeouf
Stab it in his kidney
I'm safe at last from Shia LaBeouf