Or maybe an unimaginable adventure?

Can I bring Tobey? pleeeeeaase? He won't be any trouble I promise!!

....or mabye we sit on our beds eat cheese balls and frys while watching the lion king,get fat, think about how fat we are, probably try to work out, but just quit at the end anyway, watch reruns of that show that no body likes which makes you feel even more depressed, then buy 21 cats, name each one after a transformer character, write a buch of that sad wierd " no body likes but reads it anyway" type of poetry, try out a new hobbie, but when you find out a hook is not a cool enough piercing to impress the "ladies" you stop fishing, and finally when old and eventually have up too 54 of those ugly ass cats, you find a guy as wierd as you get married, which is the only adventure open to cowardly.