1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
5) If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."
Time to get a watch?
*Looks at bare wrist and says "skin-thirty".*
Sorry, don't know, I have no watch.
Don`t Know, Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it.
LOL! =)