I stole your pie!

Not my pie flavored pie! NOO!

Well, I stole your face :D

I see what you did there.

Here, have this:

you will die,It was a toxic

I'm gonna steal your cookies, which are worth much more than the stupid pie!!! *evil laugh*

If I told you what I was gonna do then you would know, and what's the fun in that.

I'm not gonna do it yet.

I am going to make you wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Until one day, you go mad from all the waiting.

And I still won't do it yet.

You'll still have to wait.

Wondering just what it is I plan to do.

Knowing that I could strike at any minute, but not knowing when.

Oh yeah, it's gonna be slow and hard, just the way I like it. ;)