WHEN WILL I STOP THESE. OAO

Never, that's when!
And now, as requested by blazeandarose, here is your regularly scheduled Sentence Maker-
HETALIA THEEEEEEEMED.

Birth month:
January: I made out with
February: I had a farting contest with
March: I slept with
April: I played Chinese Checkers with
May: I flew to Mars with
June: I played dress up with
July: I read War and Peace to
August: I used my last bit of duct tape on
September: I played an epic prank on
October: I mocked
November: I killed
December: I was tied up by

Birthdate:
1. America
2. Canada
3. Germany
4. Italy
5. Romano
6. Russia
7. Holy Roman Empire
8. China
9. Greece
10. Turkey
11. England
12. France
13. Japan
14. Poland
15. Estonia
16. Austria
17. Hungary
18. Switzerland
19. Liechtenstein
20. Spain
21. Denmark
22. Norway
23. Finland
24. General Winter
25. Sweden
26. Seychelles
27. Iceland
28. Sealand
29. Ukraine
30. Belarus
31. Prussia

Main color of your shirt:
Red: because I needed it
Blue: because I have an aggressive pet pony
Green: because justice shall prevail
Yellow: because I lost at Angry Birds
Purple: because unicorns are evil
Pink: because it was Friday
Orange: because I ran out of ink
Black: because I'm sexy and I know it
White: because I felt like it
Gray: because an angry lizard threatened me
Other: because rainbow hash browns need love too