what is the wieredset thing a total stranger has ever said to you?

Um, well today I was in line, right? And this fat guy behind me, out of the blue just says "I have a son your age."
And I was like "okay." o.O
And so he said "He's coming over here in a second, you should meet him."
And I'm thinking 'Fucking awesome.'
So the guy's son comes over there and he's like "Hey I'm Seth."
And I'm like "Nice to meet you, I'm lesbian."

...No one talked to me after that...

"my best friend is in love with you and is making kissie faces to you"

There was this Jehova's witness who told me;

"Jesus wants to make love to you! He wants to make love to ALL OF US!!!!" and then he ran after me o.O

I ran like hell to the red bridge(hooker street in Utrecht) because I figured he wouldn't go there :P And I was right! Because when I looked back after like twenty minutes(yeah I can run for 20 minutes, I'm awesome ^^) he was gone(or just tired...)! =D
(how i know where the red bridge is? I just ran into the streets my mom always told me not to run into :P)

Stranger: "hello there lovly, you look nice"

Me: "........"

(before i turned around he even started to smirk at me, i turned around and ran like hell)

I was walking on a street, when a guy just stared at me...
I was like...-What the heck are you looking at???

He made a bored face and said, I'm laughing cause you're a bear and your underwear is made of my skin and your red bear skin.
RUN COACHBEAR, GO,GO,GO.

I stared at him for a while, turned around, and he ran after me saying:

HOLY SHIT SWEETY, YOU'RE SO SEXY TODAY, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY ME???

I screamed, and he started running '-'

I was Walking on the path by my house and he said
"UNHOLY BEAST I CAST YOU OF"

( I swhear on the news it said he was hit by a car)

This just plain creeped me out:
"sexy lil'mama gonna have my babies..."

Last year I was at the beach with my brother and his 2 friends and while they were at the the real beach like the sand&water part, I was in line for a water& hotdog and all of a sudden this guy about ehh maybe about my brothers age and he's like
"Dammmnn, I'd would tap you all night!" and then he smirked at me. I was staring at him for a second then i just got my food and walked away and told my brother.. It was creepy&funny at the same time..

That I'm Special.