1) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
3) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
4) Why is it called a "Driver Through" if you have to stop?
5) Can blind people see their dreams?
6) How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
7) If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
8) Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
9) If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
10) Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?
Who did let the dogs out?
Why is there only 12 hours on a clock?
How long is a piece of string?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Can animals commit suicide?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs!
Did London Bridge ever fall down?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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How do you make seven even?
How many seconds are there in a day?
Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one?
How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"?
Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"?
Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together?
What can a deaf person use instead of an Alarm Clock?
What does GOOGLE stand for?
Would you like Fry's with that?
Why are Softballs hard?
Why aren't Blueberry's blue?
Do Butterfly's make Butter?
Does the Queen Bee have a King?
Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back?
Is a gold knife and fork still considered Silverware?
Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?
Does he have a purple elaphent named Josh ?
Does he eat drywall much ?
Does he have eye brawls ?
Does the police know where he is ?
Is the wood he eats pink or yellow ?
And finally, What is the meaning of all this? What is the meaning of everything? What is the meaning of my cat's existent? What is the meaning of life? Do you like ice cream?
If you're playing Simon Says and you're Simon and you don't say 'Simon Says' before telling someone to do something why would they be out? I mean, you're Simon so technically you don't need to say 'Simon Says' before giving a command because you're Simon. So if you say it then Simon says it and the person is not out..... O____o
Is a question really just a statement with a question mark? If so that means any statement with a question mark could be considered questions right?
Why are you asking me a question to ask you a question? Does the aforementioned question above seem redundant or is it a legit question?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
If I give you an answer in the form of a question and you answer the question does that mean we are both answering and questioning the other person at the same time?
What is the speed of darkness?
Since thought has a speed does that mean stupid ideas move slower than other ideas?
What does parabola mean?
Are you taking an arrow to the knee for asking this question?
What is an isosceles?
posted over a year ago
Darkness does not exist. It is the absence of light, like silence is the absence of sound. But, being the strange, feeble-minded humans we are, we have decided to give it a name :S
