What is the most random thing you can think of right now?

Tacoz having sex with a cow, while keith and i make out in a bale of hay.... and Valerie and David are watching us facpalming at the sight.....

Random thing

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Bellatrix riding a unicorn with Regina Mills through a forest.

Once upon a time there was a very violent lady with orange hair and orange eyes. The lady's name was Dulcina. You see, this Dulcina lady was created for the sole purpose of guarding and controlling the element of death, and her so-called "soulmate" and lively partner Dante controlled the power of life. So all is good and well, except for the fact that Dulcina is grumpy and temperamental and Dante tries her patients A LOT and then one day Dulcina and Dante went ploofaloofaing along with the other characters who I don't feel like describing on a mission to retreive one of the lost siblings from that one organization that I still haven't named yet, and so Dulcina uses her AWESOME powers and kills a bunch of dudes violently, but you see, Dulcina is scared of blood so she passed out and BAM! Death was no more and everyone lived forever because Dante can't die.
Nobody is going to get this and it really isn't random in my situation but I really don't care.~

Symetrical pineapples(?)

I tried stabbing a cake to see if it would scream like in asdf movie. Instead, my friend screamed coz her online name is CakeXD.

PUDDING!!!!!

...

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

A pig, riding a unicycle, eating a carrot.

Well, considering the past week, myself!!!

PIE

Purple apple pie playing ping pong with a dancing kitten.

oreos (what i want to eat now) and piano (my mom is going crazy 'asking' me to play piano)

I like trains!

A shark kicking down a door, accompanied with the "GASHUNK" effect.

Sombreros

Well....

Riding on a purple unicorn off into the sunset...

Of course, I'm wearing a fez.

Two girls got into a fight after school when me and my boyfriend were making out and a fat chicks shirt & bra came off. The ironic part is that he was winning. She was delivering an ass wooping. True story.

Fine, be a plant!

I wonder if anyone will know what that's from...

*is currently writing a crossover fanfic*

Jedite versus the Megazord. My money's on the Megazord.

bananas, i don't know y i'm thinkin of bananas, i'm not even hungry!!

hot muffins (:

Cats
Why

If I told you it would no longer be random.

Don't you agree?

The gopher unicorns do.