You wanna know how I got these scars?

Your father was a drinker?

Your wife was a gambler?

Why so british!? //shot//

Not really....

rabid seal attack?

Let me guess:
Your father was a drinker. One night he got a little crazier than usual, so your mummy got the teapot to defend herself. Your daddy didn't like that, so he took the teapot and poured boiling hot tea all over her. Then he came at you with the teapot, and he asked...
"Why so British?"

If you feel up for telling........



Wanna know how Harry Potter got HIS scar??
Well, Voldemort killed his parents and then attempted to kill him but FAILED, and then Voldemort basically lost a LOT of his power, and he wasn't known of until 14 years later when he RETURNED!

~I actually gave more than the story of the scar, but I guess that's okay..~

two words Sex Partner XD or Rabid Dog

Not from my normal scar source unless you stole my cat.

"My father was.....a drinker.....and a fiend........" WOOT YEAH!!!!!!! TEAM JFTDKBLFTOJWGBHBMTLLABOWP!!!!!!!!!!!!! (team joker from the dark knight because let's face it the other jokers were good but he basically made them look like a bunch of whiny prodded!)