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anubis210 said:

I took a crap on George bush because im horny

posted over a year ago

xDDDDDDD

trainofdoom82 posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

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:D Sounds legit!

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

Ciel_ said:

I ran naked with a robot because i hate my life.

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

tehee

Emo_gurl63 posted over a year ago

:D

BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago

AzulFire said:

I did a blow job to a cookie jar because I'm sexy....

:|

posted over a year ago

*can't breathe* XDDDDD

trainofdoom82 posted over a year ago

LMFAO!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

carsfan posted over a year ago

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

2dolphn97 said:

I pissed on a prostitute because I'm single. Makes sense.

posted over a year ago

XD XD XD!!!!

spongesrule posted over a year ago

XD

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

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COOL!

shaneoohmac13 posted over a year ago

someone_save_me said:

I got married to George Bush because I smoked crack. :truestory:

posted over a year ago

lmfao! XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

Lol

Heroine999 posted over a year ago

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LMAO

shaneoohmac13 posted over a year ago

mistymaydawngo said:

I ran naked with a nazi because I stink!!!

posted over a year ago

ROFL xD

MoonlightSeeker posted over a year ago

We're not ugly we just stink! We stink we stink!

mistymaydawngo posted over a year ago

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Best!

zanhar1 posted over a year ago

dracofan001 said:

i killed a vaccum cleaner cause im sexy 0.0 oooooooooooooooooook

posted over a year ago

hehe im sexy XD

dracofan001 posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD BEST ONE YET!!!!!!

spongesrule posted over a year ago

mindy890 said:

I got married to a clown because I'm sexy O_O

What the.....?

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

we have the same birthday! lolz

Crazy8s17 posted over a year ago

orpher said:

I ran naked with a monkey because I was horny...

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

Oh really I did that with Micheal Jackson DX

Emo_gurl63 posted over a year ago

:D

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

XXXD

MyDeadSummer posted over a year ago

Musiquelover said:

I killed a bowl of cereal because I'm horny. OMG This is so RETARTED!!!!! U JUST MADE ME A RETARD!!! U ruined my LIFE!!!!!!! *bangs head into wall, bleeds, and crys*...*gets taken to an insane asylum*

posted over a year ago

XD

darkmoon47 posted over a year ago

lmao1 XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

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I'm reading this a year later and I'm just like "wtf did I really say all that?" XD

Musiquelover posted over a year ago

Renarimae said:

I took a crap on a cookie jar because my friends told me to do it. Okay.....

posted over a year ago

Me_Iz_Here said:

I got married with a cookie jar because I'm sexy and that's what I am.

GATT for stripes!

posted over a year ago

:P

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

AWarnerS said:

I stabbed a porn star because I'm sexy

posted over a year ago

You have the same b-day as me..:o

xXitachiXx posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

:P

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

girpandababies said:

wasnt there one of these earliar?XD
mine is...OH DEAR LORD. mine is i did a blowjob to michael jackson becuz im sexy...

posted over a year ago

*twitces eye*

rayrayrox posted over a year ago

ur not the 1 who haz 2 giv MJ a bj

girpandababies posted over a year ago

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even thought i like Michael Jackson,that wouldn't even cross my mind.

koolkat-1104 posted over a year ago

DxCFan01Baby said:

I ran naked with an egg because my friends told me to do it.

lmao xD

posted over a year ago

romfflmfao

rayrayrox posted over a year ago

*laughing*

KohakuJSMA posted over a year ago

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hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

TheCartoonDude said:

I ran naked with a condom because I'm sexy...

posted over a year ago

Lolz

rayrayrox posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

:P

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

hetaliaitaly said:

i stabbed

posted over a year ago

*turns head*

rayrayrox posted over a year ago

xXitachiXx said:

I stabbed a porn star, becuase I was horny!
...xD Oh wow!

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

Lol

Heroine999 posted over a year ago

:P

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

KohakuJSMA said:

(1/25, red dress)

I Hate A Nazi Because I Was Horny

what?! no!

posted over a year ago

mine doesn't make sense! everyone else's does! :'(

KohakuJSMA posted over a year ago

lol

carsfan posted over a year ago

lol

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

PartyOrange said:

"I did a blowjob to your mom because I hate my life". :D

posted over a year ago

O.o.... ok... XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

Holy crap dude...XD

mistymaydawngo posted over a year ago

o.O

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

jblvr said:

i killed a drunk Mexican because my friends told me to do it

posted over a year ago

you horrible person XD

mistymaydawngo posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

lmao

Peace_out_kiss posted over a year ago

Don't give into peer pressure!

zanhar1 posted over a year ago

zanhar1 said:

I shot a porn star because I smoked crack! Lol wtf?

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

hey same bday!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

:P birthday buddies!

zanhar1 posted over a year ago

don't give in to drugs

fake_alibi13 posted over a year ago

dancergirl78 said:

I need Michael Jackson because I'm single.

posted over a year ago

great! xD

MoonlightSeeker posted over a year ago

XDDD

carsfan posted over a year ago

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i had a dream the other night that me and MJ got married

koolkat-1104 posted over a year ago

Vocaloidcode01 said:

I killed a dog because I'm sexy.

...It makes sense, except for the sexy part, which I'm not sure about...

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

Heroine999 said:

I raped a dude because I want to be a dude rapist.>:3

posted over a year ago

Lmao! XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

^:3

Heroine999 posted over a year ago

mintymidget210 said:

I hate a piece of shit because I'm gay.

... awwwwww i wanted a funnier sentence!!!!!

posted over a year ago

lol XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

MoonlightSeeker said:

I need a dildo because that's what I'm ._.

What's dildo?

posted over a year ago

An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation

rayrayrox posted over a year ago

i got that of yahoo answers so idk what it means

rayrayrox posted over a year ago

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This is the best combination of comments I've seen in a while.

TwinCherrieVee posted over a year ago

darkmoon47 said:

I killed an egg because i'm sexy...........wow i have problems O.O

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

haha i knew i was messed up but damn

darkmoon47 posted over a year ago

XD

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

MyronPwnsBella said:

I smoked weed with Barney the Dinosaur because I stink. lol

posted over a year ago

was he nice?

whiteclaw posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

LOL!!!!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

Lolwut90 said:

I fucked a condom because I'm sexy. Woww....

posted over a year ago

LMFAO!!! XDDDDDD

carsfan posted over a year ago

:P

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

ilovecornholio said:

I got married with a drunk mexican because im sexy...O_o ok that weird

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

duncanlovR said:

... I did a blowjob to an egg because that's the way I am.

Oh, and P.S., that should be I gave a blowjob to..
Trust me, I should know - I'm a pervert. xD

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

:P

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

anime7reality said:

(02/15/ red)
I ran naked with an old man because I was horny...
what the f**k is that?

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

lmfao

darkmoon47 posted over a year ago

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I was smiling rading these but this one cracked me up

fake_alibi13 posted over a year ago

pink-bookworm said:

I hate micheal Jackson because I'm single.
Fthththgtfrrfgyn himimfrbbynnumukmk"$,;,4((?5)?)5)?5)?)5?55)" lol sorry I was bored.

posted over a year ago

XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

really?

koolkat-1104 posted over a year ago

whiteclaw said:

I smoked weed with a condom because I stink.

posted over a year ago

O.o.... ooooook... XD

carsfan posted over a year ago

annabethxchase said:

i stabbed a dog because i hate my life

:( poor doggy :(

posted over a year ago

lol

carsfan posted over a year ago

Matt is a dog you know, following Mello....... so you stabbed yourself? or a different one?

FMA_Rocks posted over a year ago

carsfan said:

"I fucked a nazi because I hate my life."

Ok... I know I have no life, but....

posted over a year ago

lmfao

darkmoon47 posted over a year ago

Gred_and_Forge said:

I killed an egg because I hate my life

posted over a year ago

:PP

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

that's right take revenge on the egg

fake_alibi13 posted over a year ago

tonette12 said:

I shot a Jew because I'm single...

lol...

posted over a year ago

lol

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

XD

MasterRed posted over a year ago

tassia said:

I fucked Madonna Because I smoked crack.

Makes perfect sense.

posted over a year ago

fanfangirlfan said:

i got married with a bowl of cereal because im gay...... :O

posted over a year ago

LMAO!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

aly001 said:

I stabbed a dido because I stink.
wtf. I'm going to do my sister's b-day!
I smoked weed with an egg because I'm sexy.
know that's a lie!

posted over a year ago

*dildo

aly001 posted over a year ago

:P

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

noahnstar1616 said:

I ran naked with a robot because I stink

/is not content with results

posted over a year ago

Lacerta3 said:

I need a drunk Mexican because I got an orgasm. LMFAO!

posted over a year ago

nice

madening_mahem posted over a year ago

Lauren_Mallory said:

I need a nazi because I smoked crack.

posted over a year ago

lol

madening_mahem posted over a year ago

Emo_gurl63 said:

I ran naked with Micheal Jackson because I was horny! XD DX

posted over a year ago

LOL!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

LOL

koolkat-1104 posted over a year ago

LMAO!

madening_mahem posted over a year ago

PlayingWithFire said:

I killed a drunk Mexican because I hate my life.

posted over a year ago

wow

madening_mahem posted over a year ago

Hermione-Fan361 said:

I took a crap on a drunk Mexican because my friends told me to do it.

Great. Now I'm probably gonna get grounded.

posted over a year ago

same b'day as me and LOL XD

katy55 posted over a year ago

wow

madening_mahem posted over a year ago

Peace_out_kiss said:

mine is:
i pissed on a condom because i hate my life.
lol

posted over a year ago

hahah!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

wow

madening_mahem posted over a year ago

TDIlover4ever said:

I smoked weed with your Grandmother because I'm sexy.

:true:

posted over a year ago

:P

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

XD

MasterRed posted over a year ago

wow awesoem

madening_mahem posted over a year ago

RedPineapple said:

I pissed on a monkey because I hate my life

O_O'

posted over a year ago

spongesrule said:

I ran naked with an egg because I'm sexy! XD

posted over a year ago

XXD

MyDeadSummer posted over a year ago

SymmaGirl2 said:

I need an egg because I have perfect abs.

I'm a girl...

posted over a year ago

O MY GOD

Musiquelover posted over a year ago

Omg!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

-Wednesday- said:

I stabbed a condom because I stink.
What?

posted over a year ago

ROFL!

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

Renesme_Black19 said:

i fucked a dildo because i hate my life........
lol

posted over a year ago

ookkk

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

madahberry said:

I did a blowjob to a jew because i was horny true story just kidding.

posted over a year ago

O.O

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

Zukania99 said:

" Shot A porn star because thats What I am"

O.O I'm a porn star???

posted over a year ago

jazzscarb said:

i took a crap on a horse cuz. im sexy.

posted over a year ago

wow this is just scary.

jazzscarb posted over a year ago

SheWolf11 said:

I pissed on a prostitute cause I smoke crack.......I'm a wolfie but, I don't piss on people, nor do I smoke anything XD

posted over a year ago

Whirlwind586 said:

I shot Michael Jackson because I hate my life?

What have I done?

posted over a year ago

TwinCherrieVee said:

I killed a puppet because I was horny. Seems legit.

posted over a year ago

dreamcatcher321 said:

Mine is: i pissed on a prostitute because i smoked crack.
XD

posted over a year ago

IloveDxC said:

I stabbed Madonna because I'm single?

posted over a year ago

BatCountry9000 said:

I ran naked with a black guy because that what I'm...

... I'm WHAT?

posted over a year ago

You are either naked or a black guy xDDDD

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

low--- said:

I stabbed a child becuz that's who i am. :(

posted over a year ago

thats sad :(

Zukania99 posted over a year ago

XxKeithHarkinxX said:

I ran naked with barney because i was horny. rather run naked with Keith thank you very much.

posted over a year ago

true story.

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

MyDeadSummer said:

I got married with Michael Jackson because I'm gay

Um. Okay then...

posted over a year ago

sailor_spade15 said:

i killed micheal jackson because im rascist.....

wow xD

posted over a year ago

Rorylover66 said:

I fucked Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy

posted over a year ago

Skilene234 said:

I pissed on Madonna because i have perfect abs

oh crap O.o! XD

posted over a year ago

CassiLuvsBrndon said:

I Stabbed Santa Claus because I hate my life. :3

posted over a year ago

SummerMoon said:

"I shot a drug dealer because I'm gay."
....

posted over a year ago

Aimee147 said:

I pissed on a horse because I'm sexy. Seems legit. XD

posted over a year ago

ShiroiAlice said:

I killed a porn star because I'm single XD

posted over a year ago

Tamar20 said:

I smoked week with a Jew because I'm sexy. XD

posted over a year ago

LunaShay said:

A hate a dildo because I'm single..

..?

posted over a year ago

ImUrBabyGirl said:

I smoked weed with a drug dealer because im single

posted over a year ago

larrah111 said:

Lol mine says I took a crap on a dog because my friend told me to do it. I honestly wouldn't do that but. This list thing is funny xD

posted over a year ago

galou_2010 said:

I took a crap on an old man because I stink.

*Does Okay meme face*

posted over a year ago

Dovahbloom said:

I stabbed a prostitute because I have perfect abs

posted over a year ago

Lulu_Kururugi said:

I ran naked with George Bush becouse thats what i am,

Seriesly..........?

posted over a year ago

megann1992 said:

I need a condom because I'm sexy.

That makes sense.

posted over a year ago

melody14 said:

I got married with a prostitute because I hate my life !!!!

Should I be happy or not ??? LOL

posted over a year ago

NerdyBanana said:

I got married with Santa Claus because I'm sexy

posted over a year ago

You'll be getting a special gift from Santa all year round now ;-)

megann1992 posted over a year ago

izfan9500 said:

...I got married with a vacuum cleaner because I'm ugly...

...wtf. ._.

posted over a year ago

jester616 said:

I did a blowjob to a drug dealer because I smoke crack.

That actually makes sense. Bummer.

posted over a year ago

it does xD

XxKeithHarkinxX posted over a year ago

dbz9000 said:

i shat on a hobo cuz my hair is messy

posted over a year ago

PrettyGal said:

I shot a clown becuz Im sexy

posted over a year ago

wantadog said:

I got married with a travesty because i'm sexy.

posted over a year ago

saz19126 said:

I shot a horse because my friends told me to do it

That's just evil! I love horses! :(

posted over a year ago

hisagi_wolf said:

I fucked a horse because im sexy.

posted over a year ago

Had you fucked a PONY, that would be a whole different story xD

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

polly30229 said:

I got I pissed on santa claus becuse thats what I'm

posted over a year ago

Chaann94 said:

I stabbed Michael Jackson because that's what I am o.O

posted over a year ago

fake_alibi13 said:

I took a crap on a clown because I hate my life...

posted over a year ago

Albiee said:

i smoked weed with a dog because i hate my life :S

posted over a year ago

DarkCEpitome said:

I fucked a horse because I'm ugly.

posted over a year ago

Katastrophe said:

I sat here in my chair and picked my nose because I didn't wanna read it.

posted over a year ago

LMAO

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

Dawnmist said:

I ran naked with your mom because I smoked crack.

...What?! I'm...just...what? I...uh...oh never mind!

posted over a year ago

mhz_johnson said:

i pissed on george bush because i hate my life

posted over a year ago

koolkat-1104 said:

I Did a blowjob to your mom because i'm sexy.

O.O WTF XD

posted over a year ago

alexisn10 said:

I pissed on a Nazi because I'm single :)

posted over a year ago

Twilight_Dream said:

I ran naked with a Jew because my friends told me to do it.

I would have no problem hanging out with a Jew, since I am one, but running naked would be a debatable activity for us to do.

posted over a year ago

Toxic_pandas said:

I shot a travesty because I smoked crack

posted over a year ago

sugercookies151 said:

"I stabbed a piece of shit because I hate my life."

posted over a year ago

I've actually done that before Dx

spongefan612 posted over a year ago

katy55 said:

i took a crap on a mexican because i smoked crack o_o....... O_O

posted over a year ago

madening_mahem said:

Mine said I smoked weed with a dildo because that's what I am. -__- odd.

posted over a year ago

blackrose294 said:

I stabbed a porn star because I'm sexy.

Cool. I've always wanted to do that.

posted over a year ago

BeastBoyCahill said:

XD XD XD I got married to a drunk Mexican because I have perfect Abs!

posted over a year ago

Crazy8s17 said:

I got I married a clown becuz im single.....ummm im confuzzled! Haha and im scared of clowns!! D:

Oh and my sista got I need a vacuum cleaner cuz thats what Im xDDD

posted over a year ago

sakurahanazono said:

I pissed on a cookie jar because I'm single.

posted over a year ago

Skitty_Love said:

I shot a prostitute because I'm racist.

Lolwut.

posted over a year ago

PimpMamaG said:

I hate Santa Clause cause im horny... sounds legit :)

posted over a year ago

TotalDramaChick said:

A took a crap on a drunk mexican because my friends told me to do it.

December 21

posted over a year ago

Alainer said:

I shot Santa Claus because I smoked crack... haha woah thats not to good...

posted over a year ago

RetroAngelz96 said:

I fucked a porn star because I'm single?!
(I'm wearing a multi-color striped shirt)

holy purple flying ninja monkeys!! :O I must've been drunk cuz I don't remember doing that...

posted over a year ago

stlouisfan said:

I killed a lesbian because I smoked crack.

posted over a year ago

RuvyGrace said:

I need an egg because I'm single.

Yep, I need something.
Yep, I like eggs.
Yep, I'm single and it will be like that forever.

posted over a year ago

Draculaura10 said:

I shot a porn star because I smoked crack...

Ok, Im weirded out here!

posted over a year ago

logan14 said:

My sentence is: I fucked a dog because that's what I'm like

posted over a year ago

Useabelis said:

I took a crap on Michael Jackson because I hate my life.
Lol wat

posted over a year ago

spongefan612 said:

I killed a jew because I'm gay.

But... I AM a jew. Did I commit suicide or one of my family members. If I killed my brother this is a good thing xD.

And... I'm a lesbian? Ok then... WHO WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH ME??? :D

posted over a year ago

teentop449 said:

I stabbed a drunk Mexican Because I'm Single...What??

posted over a year ago

SeeUV3 said:

i pissed on santa claus cause i was horny

posted over a year ago

So, did that satisfy your sexual desire? :D

Lifebloom posted over a year ago

i am guessing so

SeeUV3 posted over a year ago

AmyRosefan4eva said:

I hate a Nazi because I'm single. :c

posted over a year ago

ripper124 said:

August: I fucked

16: A drug dealer

Black: Because I'm sexy

posted over a year ago

rosamevel said:

I stabbed your mom because I'm sexy.

This is true.

posted over a year ago

tinkerbell66799 said:

I shot a puppet because I hate my life

Interesting...

posted over a year ago

Lifebloom said:

I got married with a porn star because I'm single... ok ( ._.)

posted over a year ago

LexiLove_ said:

I need an egg because i was horny..

posted over a year ago

MioSenpai367 said:

lol...I killed a dodo because I'm sexy?!?!!

Nd why is it that most of the people here are wearing black shirts?!!

posted over a year ago

mjjs_sweetheart said:

I did a blowjob to Michael Jackson because my friends told me to do it. Lol. How weird. Michael Jackson just happens to be my idol. Haha

posted over a year ago

Kakashi_355 said:

I got married with a black guy because im sexy..

...Oh...

posted over a year ago

Foreignhearts01 said:

Mine is I pissed on a lesbian because I hate my life

posted over a year ago

yanglight09 said:

I stabbed a prostitute because I hate my life.

posted over a year ago

legend_of_roxas said:

I pissed on a cookie jar because I'm gay....

Huh....

posted over a year ago

Dr6112002 said:

I killed a bowl of cereal because I'm racist.

posted over a year ago

adultswimperson said:

Not surprising another year old question is brought up again.

posted over a year ago

CF_the_Kid2 said:

I need a dog because my friends told me to do it.

posted over a year ago

LUNAFAN said:

I stabbed an old man because my friends told me to do it.

:( Uh...I am really not that kinda person.
But I'm glad I got a sentence that makes some sense when put together.

posted over a year ago