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If you woke up a different gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?

i wonder how many reply "peek".... :D
If you woke up a different gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?
 bluecementicing posted over a year ago
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Tamar20 said:
I've thought about this before.

I would pee (because that's what I do the first thing I wake up).
Fap.
Write my name in the snow.
Fap.
Get kicked in the balls and see how much it actually hurts.
Fap.
Have sex with a girl.
Fap.
Burp and fart all I wanted in public.
Then I would fap, fap, and do some more fapping.

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xD ROFL... Yuckies ;D
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YOUTH-UNLIMITED said:
I am a guy.so this is what i shall do
[] I will pickup a filthy rich guys and splurge all the money.
[] become the first female mafia leader.
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Awesome plan haha, the mafia part.
Jeffersonian posted over a year ago
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nice XD
smartone123 posted over a year ago
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cool
NERO1186 posted over a year ago
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Love the mafia part XD
england4ever97 posted over a year ago
OwlEyes12 said:
scream and momentarily run in circles then go back to sleep
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LOL! xD
Shadowlover2011 posted over a year ago
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haha xD love it!
amatani posted over a year ago
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This is probally what i'd do.
omgemg posted over a year ago
MrOrange16 said:
Go back to sleep.
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Lol
YOUTH-UNLIMITED posted over a year ago
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LOL XD yup
maxygirlforever posted over a year ago
LUV_4_BIEBER said:
I think I'd poke it... Then I would go back to sleep
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...I love your username, it works perfectly.
cudambercam13 posted over a year ago
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*votes best answer*
cudambercam13 posted over a year ago
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LMAO!
-RandomChick- posted over a year ago
LadySpaz said:
Become a tranny.
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Haha! Love it xD
lolibarbie posted over a year ago
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XD
LunaShay posted over a year ago
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TRANNIES FTW
Lolly4me2 posted over a year ago
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that term is absolutely offensive but in a sense if you had felt like your previous was correct then being ina different body would make you transgender...
christinekluck posted over a year ago
Goldilottes said:
OMG haha that would be crazy >.<
1st reaction: WTF no way where did that come from??
after: omg ok I have to check it out XD
later: I hope my boyf still likes me.. and does that make me gay for liking boys?? XD
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boytoy_84 said:
Scream at first like the pic bellow XD
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Scream at first like the pic bellow XD
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Darkshine said:
Depends on what time/day is it.
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KilingIsGood said:
Look at my boobs :D
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ha! i knew someone would say peek!
bluecementicing posted over a year ago
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I didn't say peek!
KilingIsGood posted over a year ago
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WOOOOOOOW!
2dolphn97 posted over a year ago
NomyCake said:
Wonder how my boyfriend and I switched places and very quickly decide to take a morning shower.
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Hah
LUV_4_BIEBER posted over a year ago
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I'm serious.
NomyCake posted over a year ago
Ale1152 said:
Go back to sleep and hope that I change back.
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Shadowmarioking said:
eh, whatever.
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cleo-mermaid said:
Go to the toilet :)
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Lol
superstar45 posted over a year ago
dreamfields said:
Tell myself to wake up so I could go back to sleep and have a better dream. :)
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Lovehinagurl44 said:
Wonder how long being a guy would last...XD
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LostGhost said:
I wouldn't peek.
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Shadowlover2011 said:
"EEEWWWWW!" Then go night-night! :P

xD
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XD
superstar45 posted over a year ago
IHWTA said:
Pray to God that my girlfriend and I switched places.
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We did. I decided that we did.
NomyCake posted over a year ago
MarMar_XigLux said:
Go pee standing up :D
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It's not exciting. xD Trust me...You could do it if you have the right angle.
darkkhorn19 posted over a year ago
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Oh well, then I would go hit on my guy friend and see how he'll react xDDD
MarMar_XigLux posted over a year ago
cudambercam13 said:
I'd go to a sex shop and ask if I could sample some products. ^^ xD
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LOL XD
h2ogirl123 posted over a year ago
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XD Epicness.
lolibarbie posted over a year ago
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LMFAO!
england4ever97 posted over a year ago
amatani said:
peek. who wouldn't?
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Thank you!
EisenbergLuva posted over a year ago
i_love_music said:
I will look at my hairy chest.XD
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XD
superstar45 posted over a year ago
rapunzeleah123 said:
Wonder what I ever did to deserve this, then pray it's a dream.
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lloonny said:
i don't know
probably i would go before the mirror,to see my self there,then scream
i would b shocked
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zombiestars said:
look and cry to my mommy
*me running to her room*,
Mommy!!!! Mommy!!!
Mom: What!!!
me: *Me pointing at my balls*
Mom: WHAT!!! YOU got to go pee GO!!
Me: NO!!! I GOT A BOY THING!!! AHHHH
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Haha
superstar45 posted over a year ago
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ROFL XD
Goldilottes posted over a year ago
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hahahahaha im wettin myself laughin
NERO1186 posted over a year ago
xXSweeneyXx said:
Put on this one vest that I love but my huge boobs always get in the way of.
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Stay a woman. :D
darkkhorn19 posted over a year ago
Jeffersonian said:
Either hit on my gay or bi guy friend whom I'd been crushing on, or go about my normal business which would make me seem like an extremely gay guy LOL.
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Lol, that's probably what I'd do. XD
123moo123 posted over a year ago
someone_save_me said:
yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!" so loud my parents could probably hear and I would get grounded.... -_-
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Insane4ever said:
Peek

go back to sleep happy that i saw it

hope im a guy again
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Haha
superstar45 posted over a year ago
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LOL XD nice...'happy that I saw it' XD....lol like it's something special ;P
maxygirlforever posted over a year ago
adultswimperson said:
Go look in the mirror.
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I'm sure it's gonna be an ugly girl :D
KilingIsGood posted over a year ago
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@KilingIsGood, Yeah, and fuck you to.
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2dolphn97 posted over a year ago
Noda-echidna said:
Grab as many girls as I can... :D
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spongesrule said:
I would pee standing up, then go shave all the chest hair, and become a gay guy! Gay guys make me laugh... who says swiching genders also means you have to like what they like!?
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Lol
superstar45 posted over a year ago
EmzLovesCheryl said:
Go to the mirror and think "Yeah, I always knew I'd be better looking as a guy". And then try out in my deep sexy man voice a Joey Tribbiani, "How ya doin'".
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Oh my god XD
Wendy99 posted over a year ago
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LOL! Joey <3
rapunzeleah123 posted over a year ago
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LOl
superstar45 posted over a year ago
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Joey! XD I would do that too!
england4ever97 posted over a year ago
Animeanimal said:
Scream YESSSSSSSS! That would prove my theory of "souls have no gender" b/c it would still be me XD
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lolibarbie said:
"If I were a boy...even just for a day...I'd roll out of bed in the morning, and throw on what I wanted and go..." - Beyonce <3

xD lol sorry I couldn't resist.

I'd probably see what it's like to get kicked in the kiwis, then...hmm....I'd probably just do the randomest things. Maybe go gay and hit on gay dudes :3
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I would hit on straight guys. :D Oh wait...I already do that. xD Don't tell my girlfriend!
darkkhorn19 posted over a year ago
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haha
NERO1186 posted over a year ago
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haha
NERO1186 posted over a year ago
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Kiwis! lol XD
england4ever97 posted over a year ago
smartone123 said:
i would hmmmmm see if i would look good as a boy.if not,i would curse,grummble,and go back to sleep,but if i did i would walk out and do stuff i wouldn't do as a girl :3
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Immortal42 said:
I don't know, scream?
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scarlet009 said:
i wud woo a gal..probably lay her n just do wtevr i want without anyone questionin me..
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AWarnerS said:
Look at my hot titties, then go back to sleep.
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...Who said your boobs would be hot? xD Maybe they're in ice.
darkkhorn19 posted over a year ago
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*shakes head in shame*
2dolphn97 posted over a year ago
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@2dolphn97 I Agree
england4ever97 posted over a year ago
Lolly4me2 said:
Simple, become the perfect boyfriend :I
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I would date you. xD If you were the perfect boyfriend, that is.
darkkhorn19 posted over a year ago
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Trust me, I would be xD
Lolly4me2 posted over a year ago
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xD
superstar45 posted over a year ago
Alainer said:
I'd giggle *teehee*, pull my pants up, run away, change my name to Hernando, and grow a mustache.
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Lol
superstar45 posted over a year ago
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: ))
kairi13050 posted over a year ago
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Lol. XD
123moo123 posted over a year ago
darkkhorn19 said:
Get a strap-on from my local sex shop, which is closer to Ground Zero than a 13 story community centre with a small mosque. Then I'd put it on to continue the rape-fest.
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Lol! XD
england4ever97 posted over a year ago
mangie1995 said:
so i'm a guy? that's easy..track down Adam Lambert ASAP! :D
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alismouha said:
WTF,a lot.
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Chaann94 said:
Grab a chainsaw, put on a hockey mask and scare the crap out of my parents >:3


(and then run 'cos my dad would kill me :P)
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NERO1186 said:
goto school if anythin happened comit suicide
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Me_Iz_Here said:
I'm a girl, but this probably applies to the dudes who answer this question.
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....?
2dolphn97 posted over a year ago
badasses said:
Scream so hard and then kill myself.
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kairi13050 said:
as soon as i catch on to it i would do a happy dance, then i would fap,(i've always wondered what it feels like for a guy) then i would pee standing up, then i would go make out with an emo boy who is extremely sexy but gay so i couldn't do it before, then i would ask someone to kick me in the balls becaue i wonder how that feels, then i would go get myself a girlfriend ... or a few ... : )

how much time would i have? x DD
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galou_2010 said:
uhh... freak out?
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psalm1003 said:
I'd say, "What the hell?"
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Me too!
foopetsrule posted over a year ago
vanillaicecream said:
Shock my boyfriend
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
Masterbate, pee standing up, have sex with another guy, sexually harass people, wear a top hat, tuxedo, and a cane, and flash people.
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XxiggyrawkxX1 said:
I would sing Nyan Nyan
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this is extremely creepy
2dolphn97 posted over a year ago
Vocaloidcode01 said:
Flirt with my best friends.
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I would so do that.
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123moo123 said:
Well, first, I'd probably freak out. XD But after the initial shock, I would: go and flirt with my bi friend I've been crushing on, go to school and tell everyone I'm a new student and see how everyone'd react, and if any of my friends found out it was me. Umm, I dunno, how long does this last exactly..? XD
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2dolphn97 said:
pee standing up, ask all the guys i like who they like & stuff. go become gay and make all new gay friends, make friends w/ my old friends as a gay person, um.... idk wht else do guys do that i wanna do! i wound not peek tho.... unless i have to pee... than it would be unavoidable
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bustacap96 said:
Hope I look nothing like my mom when she was 15 o_e'''
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xBiebersGirl16x said:
I'd probably play around with me willy a bit harharhar (:
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queenamifan said:
probablies live a normal life because i always hang out with boys and sometimes it gets orquard because im a girl and id ask out my best friend tditwin

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InquisitiveOwl said:
Deal with it. Now I can finally do what I could never do without getting sent to a mental hopspital.
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foopetsrule said:
Go "WTF?"
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crrazycake said:
I'll see if I'm attracted to myself xD
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16falloutboy said:
I'd wake up and be like

"I'm a dude awesome!...but what about Patrick?.....eh I'll become bi then then I'd walk off xD
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selenagomezfan7 said:
Peek
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Usui--takumi said:

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garocker said:
Since i'm a guy I would feel my new breasts and masturbate as a woman, and then feel what sex is like as a woman
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christinekluck said:
If i woke up as a different gender quite personally i'd be super happy but if i wasn't me i'd probably care more or less because gender is just a fragment of a made up society complex that everyone grows up to accept as a truth of life while in "reality" being in a different body shouldn't really affect any aspect of your life
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-SkySplitter- said:
Take my pants and shirt off and go outside and yell, "LOOK AT ME KIDS! I'M IN MY UNDERPANTS!!!!"
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CheetahGirl5147 said:
Dress up as Ash Ketchum! >:D
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liam_a_ninja said:
Me being a female i will play with my tits and fap myself
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BlindBandit92 said:
I would touch my boobs and bunch of other things.
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