"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"
Thanks:) It was a pick I found on Deviantart. The question kind of reminded me of the quote in them. I don't think they have movie rights. At least not yet, I hope^^
i was a lemon once and life gave me and my friend to humans so they turned my friend into lemonade and i escaped and then got turned back into a humn. i miss Leonard :'( WHY SHOULD YOU MAKE LEMONS?? i'd ask the lemons what's up and trust me, u'll get an answer. so PLEASE don't make lemonade, that's cruel!!!!
shrug, cut it open, try to eat it, put a burger in it, chuck it back and scream: IF YOU EVER THROW LEMONS AT ME AGAIN, I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!
1. Throw them back and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!”
2. My mom always said “when live gives you lemons make lemonade.” But what if I don’t want lemonade? What if I want apple juice? Or maybe even orange juice. Then what?
3. Pretend you never saw them an continue walking.
4. Sue life for injuring you.
5. And finally, if all else fails.. screw the lemons and go for candy. [Why? Because candy’s not bitter!]
posted over a year ago
you can't sue life for injuring you if it didn't injure you!(handing of lemons doesn't usually injure the reciever...)
Lick it, smell it, then draw a smiley face on it and call it my friend! I'll name it Shyshoo..>u> (I'll take it anywhere I go.. And real close and personal with it..:})
cuz squirting them in peoples eyes is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
XD, that's not my saying, I found it on a article. I can't remember the user's name though :(
Ask them, 'Life, what is it with you and chucking lemons? What did the lemon do to you? I mean really, It's like you have OLD (Obsessive Lemon Disorder). Your about to make me have Lemonophobia or something. With your being famous, being Life, I'd thoght you'd chuck Godiva chocolates...'
...you chase them around the cafeteria threatening to spray them with perfume if they don't give your whatever-they-took back and they run into the guy's bathroom and it would be weird to wait so you go back to your table and when they come back to tease you, you KICK THEM IN THE NUTS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM BLINDED FOR FRICKEN LIFE WHY BRAN DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT YOUR JOB IS TO THINK SO THINK PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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